cxldtyrant

[cxldtyrant]

Since you done fashionable Frieza, could we have a fashionable Frost or Cooler please?

✨commits the ultimate crime of putting lizards in clothes ha hee✨

#[visage; the cold prince] #[others; enemies or allies] #[Cooler does not care for clothes unless its for diplomatic reasons] #[but he's certainly pulling this look off] #[he's pulling it off really well in fact] #[and Frost is looking pretty cute too]

[cxldtyrant]

A drawing of Cooler I did in reference to the Classic Lythero

EATING BEANS I SEE!

Good times.

#[visage; the cold prince] #[crack; cooler than freezer? you must be ice cold!] #[a classic indeed]

[cxldtyrant]

She spoke of such things with brazen abandon. It was refreshing, if scandalous, and the tyrant could almost vividly picture how aghast his noble kinsmen would be at the forward proposition of a non-Arcosian. His obsidian lips twitched, almost matching her expression. "Hm. I suppose it is your prerogative to do so," he conceded, folding his arms across his chest. "But is that all you're here for? A simple dalliance?"

"Why so suspicious? Can't a girl change her mind?" She questioned, quirking her scarred eyebrow. She took a step towards him, tilting her head upwards to keep lock on his gaze as she smirked. "Maybe I had a revelation and decided I was interested after all - or maybe I'm bored and just want to screw. Does it really matter if the end result will be the same?"

#[synthetixflora]

[cxldtyrant]

@earthforsaken asked: "Hey... Cooler, right? I'm not sure if we've officially met; I think we mostly just know each other by reputation — by the way, sorry about the whole killing-your-brother thing. Bygones, right? You don't seem like you liked the guy very much."

"Anyway... all that to say, there's been some discussion circling around regarding the fantasy of being bitten by an Arcosian royal such as yourself during the throes of physical passion. It's probably a bit presumptuous to lead with that, but I figure there's no harm in being upfront about my interest. I'd be more than happy to get you a drink and hold an audience with you first, if that sweetens the pot any. What d'you say?"

The eldest son of King Cold was most certainly aware of who the blond-haired warrior was. His scarlet eyes became affixed with a predatory gaze upon the Saiyan that had slain his kin, struck by the sudden, intrusive thought of piercing his skull with a death beam between his eyes before he even finished his sentence. However, Cooler kept that volatile urge repressed as he continued to listen to the Saiyan, his tail motioning erratically as cruel smirk curled over his lips.

This was an interesting development, indeed. Who would have imagined his family's killer would have thrown himself so eagerly into the embrace of death?

Cooler released out a low chortle, his tone thick with vehement mirth. "Well, well. I was not expecting a Saiyan, of all things, to be interested in such fantasies. Certainly not with the brother of the man who eradicated your people," the Prince mused, bringing a hand to his chin in a thoughtful manner. His gaze was gleaming maliciously. "You wish to experience my bite, do you? To feel the venom of my heritage freeze your blood cold, shutting your body down as the seconds tick by, rendering you completely helpless within my grasp? Does that tempt you, Saiyan? To be so powerless before me?"

#[earthforsaken] #[inquiry; response] #[nsfw; desires of an emperor] #[well this is interesting] #[this is like the opposite of Cooler bullying hours] #[it's Cooler simping hours]

[cxldtyrant]

@synthetixflora "Do I have to repeat myself?" Lila remarked dryly, placing her hands over her hips. "I asked if you wanted to fuck."

"Well, then...this is an unexpected development," the Arcosian acknowledged, bemusement still muddling his aristocratic features. His scarlet gaze narrowed slightly, suspicious of her intentions. He certainly recalled the last time she acted suggestively towards him. It wasn't easy to forget having drinks poured upon you. "What brought about this sudden change?"

#[synthetixflora] #[let's see if she'll drench you again Cooler]

[cxldtyrant]

@synthetixflora asked:

"Oi, Emperor. Do you wanna fuck?"

The tyrant, having noticed her approach, had simply assumed the Earthling was simply coming by to spew another barrage of insults his way in retaliation for going through yet another onslaught of mockery from her companions regarding her supposed attraction to him, and had been content in allowing her to do so as he brought a glass of wine to his dark lips in amused anticipation of her foul language.

However, he found himself completely caught off guard by her question.

Gracelessly, Cooler nearly choked on his drink with a cough, half-tempted to spit it out in shock from her incredibly blunt and forward inquiry. He placed his glass down, almost knocking it over as he hastily brushed his hand against his mouth, quickly clearly away the trickle of red liquid from his chin before he turned to regard her fully with a bemused expression.

"I beg your pardon?"

#[synthetixflora] #[inquiry; response] #[well this caught both me and Cooler off guard]

[cxldtyrant]

Anonymous asked: This missive is to inform Lord Cooler that now he's officially on the list of fuckable bad guys.

"While your crass phrasing and juvenile sense of righteousness do you no favor, you are quite correct about my desirability."

"Something I was already quite aware of."

#[anonymous] #[inquiry; response] #[this was either shin or momo I am almost certain of it] #[I have been eyeing their thread] #[Cooler knows it btw] #[and I agree he is very fuckable]

[cxldtyrant]

#[visage; the cold prince]

[cxldtyrant]

I haven't answered this ask, which I received while everyone was making fun of Goku Black, but after the shenanigans of yesterday and today, I got to say this is absolutely hilarious.

#[dash commentary; observations] #[as it turns out anon] #[he is in fact not bitchless] #[judging from all the comments and jokes of yesterday and today] #[he is burdened with being too handsome and desirable] #[everybody wants him] #[woe is him lol]

[cxldtyrant]

Happy day of the sin.

Someone might have realised she is kinkier than she thought.

A quick crappy thing inspired by last night chat with @cxldtyrant

#[visage; the cold prince] #[pto; armored squadron] #[saiyanandproud] #[WHEEZE] #[I'M DYING] #[JENNY YOU HAVE KILLED ME] #[sure Mariko] #[you totally don't get it] #[the others have a right to judge your lying ass lol] #[Cooler just walking by and hearing that oh my god] #[this is amazing thank you] #[I am reblogging it because it needs to be preserved forever]

[cxldtyrant]

He's just going to keep smiling. He's having an excellent time.

She refuses to comment.

#[synthetixflora] #[cannot believe lea got found out lmao] #[poor Lila] #[gotta deal with this again huh] #[but hey maybe this is a sign Lila] #[to date the lizard man already]

[cxldtyrant]

A smile curved across his obsidian lips, amusement with a hint of deviousness tinged his stoic features. The response he received regarding his venom was certainly not what he expected.

#[not me talking with a few people in IM] #[and all of them have made comments about the potential...kink of being bitten by Cooler] #[that makes me laugh but in a good way] #[he's laughing too because that is not what he expected at all] #[sorry Cooler us Earthlings are terrible and full of sin lmao]

[cxldtyrant]

I'm still working on a master list of Arcosian biology, but have temporarily halted it due to how time consuming my work has been. Nonetheless, I want to throw out a few ideas I've come up with that I plan to apply to Cooler (or any Arcosian NPC that I write, for that matter):

Arcosian blood is blue. This is canon to the manga coloring when Freeza was shown bleeding, but not to the anime where it is red. I love the idea of their blood being blue since it's also unique to other alien blood, which tends to be purple, and for the pun of Arcosians being "cold-blooded" (or the Cold Clan being "blue blood" royalty).

An Arcosian bite is venomous. They have glands that will secrete toxins from their fangs, injecting their prey with a venom that causes varying degrees of paralysis. It is non-fatal, but its effects can range between temporary loss of certain motor functions to full-body paralysis for several hours, and was used back in Ancient Arcos as a means for hunting and subduing their prey. Nowadays, modern Arcosians find biting other sapient beings to be very "barbaric" and embarrassing. Nonetheless, when a rattlesnake is cornered...

There are male, female, and intersex Arcosians. The differences between the three are incredibly subtle to the non-Arcosian eye, which is why most of the universe believes their species are a "one-gendered", asexual race, similar to the Namekians. Male Arcosians tend to have a broader upper-body, thicker tails, and their natural coloring is vibrant, while female Arcosians tend to have wider hips, slimmer tails, and softer, more neutral coloring. Intersex Arcosian can have an assortment of features from either sex. Their genitals are sheathed, and they do not have breasts or nipples.

Arcosians have night vision. With their home world of Arcos being perpetually dark due to their solar system's star being too far for a typical day-and-night cycle, Arcosians have naturally evolved to have nocturnal vision in order to acclimate to their surrounding environment.

The average natural lifespan of an Arcosian is 500 years. Arcosians age very slowly when compared to most other species, and their generally ageing cycle has longer development than, lets say an Earthling or a Saiyan. Generally, their development goes like this: - Egg: their parent will birth an egg which will take around 5 years to hatch - Infant: from the moment they hatch to age 19 - Toddler: from the age of 20 to 39 - Juvenile: from age 40 to 59 - Adolescent: from age 60 to 99 - Young Adult: from age 100 to 199 - Middle-Aged Adult: from age 200 to 299 - Older Adult: from age 300 to 399 - Elderly: from age 400 and above

#[arcos; the cold kingdom] #[musings; hidden depths] #[kin; the cold clan] #[that's about it right now for headcanons] #[I have been playing too much Mass Effect] #[but I am running on fumes when it comes to Arcosians] #[we only know tidbits and even that contradicts sometimes] #[If Dragon Ball is going to continue then please give me some crumbs] #[I beg of you I am starving]

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#[visage; the cold prince] #[kin; the cold clan]

[cxldtyrant]

"Tch. I'm certain you're telling me nonsense. Nevertheless, if this claim is true, then this Goku Black sounds quite pitiful if he must resort to snatching another being's body to compensate for his weaknesses."

Not unlike a certain minion belonging to his brother.

"I'm super serious. The green meanie was jealous of Goku's good looks, so he stole his body. Now he thinks he's hot shit just because people are thirsting for him, when really they only want Goku's body."

#[synthetixflora] #[he's getting massive Ginyu vibes]

[cxldtyrant]

Well, that was certainly blunt. And crass. "You cannot be serious."

"Some asshole who stole Goku's body because he was unfuckable and couldn't get bitches on his own."

#[synthetixviola] #[jesus Lila lmao] #[he doesn't know whether to believe her or not]