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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

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NEXT TIME ON DOCTOR WHO:

Ninth Doctor: Here we are! Mediaeval England!

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Rose: It’s like… an egg. A big egg.

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Mediaeval king: My men! We ride!

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Ninth Doctor: There’s something wrong here. I can feel it.

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Rose: Hello? I’m Rose. I’m not gonna hurt you. The Doctor, he’s got this… thing. This screwdriver. Maybe he can put you back together again.

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Unsettling seer: The fall is nigh. The eggs are in their baskets.

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Ninth Doctor: Oh, this is really bad.

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Charismatic villain: I’m sorry, Doctor, but I’m afraid it’s time… for a fall.

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CGI monster: (hissing) The Geltheen Host must rise again! The hatching must commence!

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(Shot of something emerging from an egg and shrieking)

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Ninth Doctor: They’re on every wall, in every square, in every town in the country! A hundred eggs, all ready to hatch!

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Rose: We have to do something, or they’re all gonna die!

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Ninth Doctor: (shouting from the distance) ROSE! DON’T TOUCH THAT EGG!

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Charismatic villain: When I use a word… it means exactly what I choose it to mean.

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Ninth Doctor: (shouting, angry) ALL THE KING’S HORSES! AND ALL THE KING’S MEN!

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Charismatic villain: Let the shattering of this world… commence.

cliffhanger sting

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that chimera ain't right

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According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

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meeoooow miau miau

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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X-Men: The animated series vs X-Men '97 opening

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everytime dungeon meshi focuses on characters outside of the touden party you can really feel the looming horror of the dungeon,, only the touden party is having a silly fun time by virtue of eating the horrors

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When you find out about Mr. Merlin:

Of course there’s a 22-episode ‘80s sitcom where Merlin works as an auto mechanic in San Francisco and takes an obnoxious teenager named Zac as his apprentice after Zac pulls the Crowbar from the Concrete. Why would there not be? If anything, the world makes a bit more sense now.

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TTRPG campaign modules should use this structure

Inspired by artist Benjamin Dewey.

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Ghosts that should exist soon if not already

Notifications/typing noises in otherwise empty spaces

People waving you over from the side of the road and asking if you're their Lyft. Disappear the moment you look away

Abandoned warehouses that sometimes reverberate with an unheard bass

'Cold spots' where you can't get signal (that cannot be otherwise explained)

That dispensary with the blacked out windows? It used to be a Blockbuster until the manager got shot. If it's the right kind of night and you look real close and cup your hands to block out all the light? You can watch it happen, but they might see you

Newsletters from startups that no longer exist

Hype House haunted by the reason they had to make an apology video

Pictures of a stranger in your camera roll

At 2:30 every morning you can hear a ringing bell coming from the elementary school. Thing is, they switched to a digital tone in 2013. Also, it cannot be captured electronically

Welcome to Denny's what can I start you on? You already ordered? Wait.. Tall, pink hair? *sigh* Been dead for a mtonth and she's still stealing tips

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Feminism

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Miffy's Traffic Light Located: Utrecht, Netherlands