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kristi noem shot her dog. on purpose.

when i first heard this, i knew shed use the "farm life" excuse, but reading into it, it wasnt cause the dog was so severely injured and that waiting to bring the dog to a vet was going to take so long that it would be more humane to do it herself. NO the fucking crazy disgusting conservative republican shot the the puppy, named Cricket, because he attacked some chickens instead of attacking pheasants which she was trying to train the dog to kill. the poor 14 month old puppy attacked the wrong kind of bird, so kristi noem took the puppy to a gravel pit and shot it in the back of the head. its so fucking insane! its so fucking demented! she should literally be in jail for animal abuse.

and this is all from her memoirs, so she freely admits it in her book. she told the fucking crazy story to say she can do the “difficult, messy and ugly” things when necessary. no bitch! youre fucking crazy! its fucking unhinged! it fucking abuse!

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being an artist is being able to do this

#BALOONY

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'token straight' doesnt even exist in 2024. its gotten so queered up that theyre theyre all atleast a fifth of a faggot now

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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orpheus + eurydice / kaz + inej

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using toothbrushes for things toothbrushes have no right being involved in

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Let's see what tumblr's three favorite wooden planks are.

(reblog for a wider sample size or whatever you say)

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i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Sombody explain to me what booping is

#booping #help #how many posts do i have under the tag “help”

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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Damn it Neil. Im reading the sandman to distracted myself from good omens what is that supposed to be