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Farts are funny, prrrt okay laugh now, fucking do it

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[ID: a tall green and white baseball cap with a trout embroided at the base. The text above it says "My lawyer told me not to disclose the specifics of the relationship between myself, women, and fish"]

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TIL, that Bernie Sanders fapped at the inauguration

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We are the granddaughters of the Russian psyops tumblr wasn't able to ban

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ok but seriously why is “much older internet friend uses you as their personal suicide hotline” such a universal experience for kids on the internet. fyi for any kids/teens following me if an adult tries to make you be their therapist just flat out block them you dont have to explain yourself or try to reason with them and ur not responsible for their mental well-being. just block them

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Many times I have loved and forgotten, though I never thought of being the forgotten one.

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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

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don't you just love horror that doesn't rely on sexual violence or vilify mental illness or use jumpscares? don't you just love horror that creates an unsettling atmosphere and an intense feeling of wrongness even after you've suspensed your disbelief to accept that this kind of supernatural exists in that universe? don't you just love horror that's well written

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Painter painting in our land pictures of only white angels Painter painting in our time in shadows of yesterday

Painter, if you paint with love, paint me some black angels now For all good blacks in heaven, painter show us that you care

Eartha Kitt - Angelitos Negros (1970 performance)

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Sexualizing same-sex friendships is just one more way to trick people into thinking that intimate relationships only exist in a romantic/sexual context. And that is a recipe for isolation and hurt and confusion if I’ve ever heard one.

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Early Sunsets over Monroeville//My Chemical Romance

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it was the roar of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing 

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ok... cis male, tall and lanky, brown hair that i always hide under my hat (i don't leave anywhere without it!), italian/japanese, kind of a nervous wreck, terrified of ghosts and my fav color is green!

aw omg would date u sound adorable

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Trump on twitter: AAAAAA

Some Pro-Trump dude: MR PRESIDENT ‼️ @REALDONALDTRUMP I OWE YOU MY LIFE YOU SAVED THIS COUNTRY FROM THE LIBERALS AND ISLAMISTS I WILL SUCK YOU DRY MR PRESIDENT‼️