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Marlene: Sirius, you have a lot of trauma.

Sirius: Thanks, it was a gift from my mother.

Remus:

Peter:

Lily:

James: I think it might be finally time to start letting go of all your baggage.

Sirius: I just said it was a gift from my mother!

Regulus: No, this time I’m with Sirius.

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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Sirius: Bro- Remus : No, no, hold up, rewind. Remus : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

#LITTERALLY my gf

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Dragon ball z

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I wanna hear your thoughts!!!

annabeth chase is literally so misunderstood and misrepresented dont even get me started on this

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Lily: This is my boyfriend James, and this is James’ boyfriend Regulus. 

Mrs. Evans: Oh… Sorry what’s the situation? 

Lily: What do you mean?

Mr. Evans: How does this work?

Lily: Well, James and Regulus got together first, a year later James and I got together, and were all planning to move in together next year after Regulus graduates. 

Mr. and Mrs. Evans: …

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Regulus: Love at first sight doesn't exist.

James:

James: then how else do you explain how I felt when I first saw you?

Regulus:

Regulus: you love me?

James: apparently not, according to you.

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I know smoking is bad, but for Remus it's different

I know being too gullible is bad, but for James it's different

I know being reckless is bad, but for Sirius it's different

I know having mental issues is bad, but for Regulus it's different

I know being a psychopath is bad, but for Barty Jr. it's different

I know betraying all of your friends and therefore killing them is bad, but- wait, nope, it's still bad, sorry Pettigrew

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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Am- am I regulus black?

regulus black would never answer his phone. he would sit and watch the phone ring and then text "what do you want" when it hangs up

big believer of "if it can be said in a text/voice note then why tf are you calling me"

his phone is also always on silent no matter what

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Remus: for Gotrics sake tell me what crawled up your ass and died, you've been miserable the past week.

Regulus: fuck you

Remus : I'm serious

Regulus: I thought you're Re-

Remus: say one more thing I will shove something up your ass

Regulus: ...

Remus: ...

Regulus: I'm in love with Potter

Remus: ...

Regulus: where are you going?

Remus: to hide all the life threatening objects in our dorm

Regulus : it won't be that bad when Sirius find out...surely

Remus: youre the one that grew up with him

Regulus: ...fuck it is gonna be that bad

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We're Marauders fans, ofc we find pieces of them in everything we do.

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#ive never known someone like youuuu dododoooooooooo

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"Pandora is my Sirius," Regulus confessed one night in the astronomy tower.

"What do you mean, love?" James asked, not stopping threading Reg's hair.

"She is my best friend, a sibling I never had... my ride or die, my platonic soulmate. The one person who always saw right through me."

Regulus took only a second before he continued: "I would kill, die, and live for her. Sirius is your person. Pandora is mine."

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