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dad-shit · 10 months
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dad-shit · 5 years
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writing a tumblr post these days makes me feel like im alone on an apocalyptic planet and i speak into a wallkie talkie every now and again to look for other survivors
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dad-shit · 5 years
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im sick and tired of men complaining about women being afraid of them like i DO NOT CARE if it hurts your feelings when a girl crosses the street to get further away from you!!! we hear how men talk about us! we see how men treat us! well stop being scared of men when they stop being so fucking scary!
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dad-shit · 5 years
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hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.
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dad-shit · 5 years
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what the fuck is a "gender"? bitch ill kill you
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dad-shit · 5 years
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all i want right now is someone who will play with my hair while cuddling me and watching movies
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dad-shit · 5 years
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everyone grows at different speeds. take your time and don’t compare yourself to others. you will become who you need to be.
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dad-shit · 5 years
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do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”
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dad-shit · 5 years
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d a m n girls really are THAT fucking good looking.
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dad-shit · 5 years
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you do not need to constantly justify yourself. go ahead. eat pancakes. eat a ton at dinner. eat ice cream sundaes at 1am. take a rest day. take six rest days. sleep in. watch a movie. watch ten movies. no explanations needed. you’re allowed to be kind to yourself.
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dad-shit · 5 years
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dye your hair back to brown u look dead
i’m anemic lightening my hair two shades isn’t going to suddenly make me look alive again
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dad-shit · 5 years
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me @ myself: what the fuck happened to you
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dad-shit · 5 years
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People may not tell you how they feel about you, but they always show you. Pay attention.
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dad-shit · 5 years
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You can control white people by giving them cheese
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dad-shit · 5 years
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knowing me on an intimate level is a privilege not a right
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dad-shit · 5 years
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I’m too romantic and unrealistic
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dad-shit · 5 years
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kinda hope you’re thinking about me
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