daddyboyhalo

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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COPING WITH NO QSMPBLR

#sev your art is so fucking gorgeous i’m in love with it

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Truly a problem only egg enjoyers face is when you try to play another video game with the people who rp your kids and both of you just sit there like how do I refer to you now.

#i call you sprout with zero hesitation. you’re sprout to me #also yeah father if you called me nightmare or kiz i would explode. that’s impossible

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Mods are asleep post trans ally eminem

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭INEED TO GET GROCERIES AGAIN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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meow

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Btw we do not get paid to run that server it is done out of compassion and care. If you like the server you can always donate to make the monthly cost of it easier on me, it’s greatly appreciated.

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made a part 2 since people liked it so much!

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What if minecraft mobs were fakemon ....

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the fucking news

i lost the audio and the whatever and two of my pc parts are breaking and my eyes hurt bc ive been rationing drops so no news video and this is zero effort. heres the qblr news

untamed wilds down! it has caused so many crashes and so much lag that the admins got sick of it and nuked it. to compensate for the loss of cage traps, supplementaries cages got buffed to hold any entity including corpses.

create engineers have been alloted 5 water wheels in one area and begin to drill out the entire bottom of the world. i give it like a week max until sinkholes begin to open up.

on the surface side, Tonmy has a party in a rose field! it's full of friends, food, and fdinosaurs.

rosas moves from their spawn location! while cozy, spawn is crowded and there are build restrictions due to perpetual spawn chunk loading. a dinner is held at teal's new rosas restaurant, though rising tensions end in a fight and wind up with cheez killing midori. way to lose a fight to a toddler online, cmon.

we also learn the nether will open soon! don't let that fool you. multiple players already have netherite ingots, and portal places have been built. the server is ready.

what says love more than a wedding? val gets hitched with gwen, almos, and positron. the event is invite only for lag reasons.

see those snowblossom trees? lots of players think they're lovely! splat builds a cool lake in a snowblossom grove, best viewed at night.

apple finishes a greenhouse with trees and flowers! it's beautiful.

and now, the autistic minecraft behaviors, maze edition:

an official market area has been selected! inkia gets started with show rooms for furniture, and of course an ad board because there is no freedom from hell is there.

photo op! then some clurbing. with the crurb. doing drurg. what the furk i guess.

after the drurgs, croptopia farms get made because the croptopia crops did Not spawn in. also levi finishes a stained glass fish.

birthday party! the 20th, 21st, and 22nd are birthdays for event creatures! they've made it one whole month!

sunny dabbles in the mystic dark magics, and constructs a room dedicated to the practice.

you'll never guess who is causing trouble again! that's right, white baby. it's spawning in stronger mobs with more buffs. creatures and cubitos get downed left and right.

residents display the full gamut of coping methods. the coordination on the pole dancers is incredible.

and if you want to cope with gambling, we got horse races now!

and the dark magician opens a diner where residents can eat a fda-safety-compliant meal. the week ends with tense waiting for the next white baby strike.

#rosas mentions!!! #take care <3 i'm so sorry you're going through it ; - ; i hope you feel better soon!!

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if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

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Made a little thing for my kiddos I won’t see for a while now… just something quick to show some love. Sleep well you wonderful souls, I’ll have tons of stuff ready for you Sebsinho when you’re home again.

#i’m going to cry this is so special and cute #this is really beautiful #it’s so bittersweet… my heart… #i love how you drew them <3 #you have so much love in your heart for your babies

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i miss qblrsmp

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Love you guys even with the waterworks flowing im so glad I got the chance to meet everyone, and get this one last big cry before everything ended. that ending hurt a lot but I loved it all the same, passed out with squash and sebs in my arms. I love all my kids so much I can't say it enough but thank you, thank you a million times over.

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