daisydogboy

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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

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idk if twitter will be banned so here we go

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I love laying down and pretending I'm laying like this

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guys it/its isnt a free they/them pass. guys. guys plea

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this is the funniest part of the james somerton alt account to me he might be the only person on the internet who would ever defend him atp

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Do you think the boeing hitman like takes a plane to go kill those people

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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I think we should be grateful to Google for creating their AI search thing to fill the ecological niche left empty by the death of Yahoo Answers

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I don't sleep. Can't sleep.

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Very Best Vivosaur: Round 4

No new Propaganda!

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[ Seidon ]

" An extra-large vivosaur that grows slowly but makes strong LP gains. Seidon's Auto Counter makes it a dangerous opponent. "

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