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If we’d just stuck it out under British control, we would eventually have had free health care.
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A post getting only 10 likes can sometimes feel pretty bad, but if 9 strangers and you were in a bar and all of them agreed or appreciated something you’ve just said, that’s gotta feel pretty awesome.
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Those times you’re extremely tired and want to sleep, but you’re desperately trying to stay awake for your family and friends but end up passing out. That’s all Death really is
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One man’s phobia is another man’s fetish.
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I think I just saw the smallest living baby…. They were like 3 iPhones long 1 iPhone wide
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guy at work who i suspect is secretly a shapeshifter: to be frank -
me: yeah you'd like that wouldn't you
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i think about this picture at least 12 times a year
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the inherent tension between the acronyms JFC, JFK, and KFC …….
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The actors in The Office were real coworkers in a fake office, filming a show where they pretended to be coworkers in a real office, who were in turn filming a fake documentary about what it’s like to work in a real office.
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not to go all cringe on main but fictional characters have genuinely helped me through some of the worst shit in my life n i’ll forever be grateful to fiction for giving me comfort when i’ve needed it most
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did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday
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Of fucking course she is
Your future self is talking shit about you
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