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tumblr bots, pls stop with the vaginas and politics, they don't mix well :(

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I looked in my messages and across 3 different accounts they all had sent me the exact same image of the same vagina. What a warm welcoming to this website 😄

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Po's Scooter #shitpost

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yes

why does this exist its amazing

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Holy fuck i forgot about this

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why does this exist its amazing

#the best #mug #bart simpson #kick my ass #found in the wild

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what the hell, fucking do it. Fucking reverse all the crosses to red. Convert the crosses to red.

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Its honestly got more life than whatever the fuck twitter is now

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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best feature

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I HAD A DREAAM AGAIIN!

So there was this exam, right, and they were making us study extremely hard for it to the point where it began to ruin my life so i went on a fucking super-duper-mega rampage.

I was in a large car with my family, heading to the exam. All I can feel is an extreme level of stress.

My mom's there next to me with all the revision sheets trying to get more into me, and my brother was just there, next to me, probably to help keep mom calm.

They all were leaving me off at the test place. Y'know, the exam center, I guess it's called..

As soon as I got out, IT started.

I immediately ran over to this single pane window and I punched it in without hesitation and ran around the corner, then pretended like nothing happened, then when the guy that was in there came round to see who might've done it, I just calmly went 'that way', pointing in the other direction. No blood on my hand, as i'd punched it in so cleanly. The guy goes "thanks mate!" Then walks the direction I pointed.

I then made my way toward and entered the exam center.

I was immediately greeted by a seemingly kind woman. She says in a quiet voice, "Welcome to the exam center. Can I take your name?' I wasn't having it. So i just tried to go into the exam room. It had an orange A4 page on the window with the local high school crest on it, with the words below, "TEST CENTER".

The lady blocked me from entering, trying to keep me quiet, shout-whispering, "There's an exam on! You cannot enter. You can't be doing this"

I immediately shoved her out of the way with force and entered the room.

There were 3 dudes and a beige computer, that looked like it was from the 90's, turned off, of course.

I threw a rock at the CRT screen of the computer and it implodes.

Then the teacher lady immediately tries to come in, so I smacked her with the 90's white roland speakers and bate her up like fuck with them, then after, I said to the 3 dudes that were in there, taking the test, "youre free now, you can go home" then i woke up bc my phone rang bc my cousin needed something..

#DangerousFartDreams #Dream #Dreams #Cursed dreams #last night i dreamt #why is my brain like this #violent dream

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You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

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One time i accidentally stood in some stray, cold dog shit whilst being in my socks outside, so i immediately ripped my socks off and without hesitation, with split second reaction, just pulled out my zippo lighter and lit it on fire in my mom's back yard so the no longer virgin turd shite sock™ could be vaporised out of existing 💩🧦🔥💨

#cursed texts #dangerousfartscriptures #DangerousFartThinks #why is my brain like this

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