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pretty choice day to post these but. more venomous edits!

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control

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irkens are ugly and stinky. face the facts 

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to the casual observer it may look like i'm trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wife

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Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

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Say hello to your Scary Godmother!

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GIVE YOUR BEST TODAY! EVERYONE’S BEST LOOKS DIFFERENT! BE PROUD OF YOURS!

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CHORUS is an adventure musical – one part narrative-driven adventure and one part interactive musical, written by former BioWare lead writer David Gaider, scored by award-winning composer Austin Wintory, voice directed by acclaimed actor and director, Troy Baker, and starring the extremely talented Laura Bailey.

Band life is hard – especially when your incredible new singer appears, dying, at your apartment. And tells you she’s a Muse. And gives you her powers?

Grace has had A Weird Day. And it’s about to get a whole lot weirder… and more dangerous.

Armed only with the power of kickass musical numbers, you must now prove your innocence in the Muse’s death before her relatives - all part of a hidden society of mythological beings called the CHORUS - take your life as punishment.

Featuring a cast of rich and compelling characters, CHORUS is a thrilling tale of gods, romance, danger, and tragedy… all brought to life through the power of song.

As I said in my last post: crowdfunding for Chorus Game is now live! And my friends at Summerfall Studios could really use your help, be it with backing the project or simply spreading the word ;D 

LINK TO THE FIG CAMPAIGN

(credits to the art: @theboyofcheese <3)

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what i really love about solas is that he’s just. such a complete MORON. and i respect that, i respect being one of the stupidest men alive whilst also being like “I’m literally better than every other physical person alive”

he orders tea and he. hates it. he’s disgusted by the stuff. there are other fuckin ways to chill out rather than drinking something than makes you wince like a cat licking a lemon, you lupine fool

he’s incapable of carrying on a conversation without putting in A Hint or Two 

this is to such an extent that he’s frightened to play cards with varric too often

HE PLAYED CARDS W BLACKWALL AND THEN TOOK ALL OF HIS CLOTHES SO THAT BLACKWALL HAD TO GO HOME NAKED

what r u gonna do with blackwall’s filthy clothes he is a filthy man, did you do all this just for banter

he set his own fucking robes on fire, and then when vivienne was like “um”, he was like, listen we don’t need to discuss it it’s not polite

you can tell he legit thinks he’s the sexiest fucker in any room he’s in as if he isn’t an egg with a permanent scowl and, apparently, literally smoking robe tails

is someone’s friend or even their lover for however fuckin long and then betrays them: oh i. i’m actually kinda broken up about this. can you believe??? emotion?? this is so rude

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It's he

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Lions for the student exhibition Rouge at school, so the originals are for sale.

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Emotional Manipulation Starters

Trigger warnings apply. Requested by anon. (Disclaimer: not all of these sentences are manipulative in a different context, and some can be used jokingly as well.)

“If you really cared about me, you’d do what I’m asking.” “Don’t you trust me?” “I wish I never met you, honestly.” “You’re the reason I’m upset.” “It’s all your fault.” “I guess you just don’t love me enough.” “You have to keep it a secret. I’ll find out if you tell anyone.” “Whatever. It’s not like I care.” “I could just leave, you know.” “Do you like them more than me?” “Who have you been talking to?” “I would do anything to make you happy, I just want you to do the same for me.” “You have to tell me. Not telling me is just as bad as lying.” “It would be so easy for me to find someone else.” “If you loved me, you’d tell me.” “It’s like you don’t even care about me.” “One day I’ll be dead and you’ll regret not being there when I needed it.” “Nobody really cares about me, not even you.” “No one will ever love you the way I do.” “If you leave me, I don’t want to even think about what I’ll do.” “I’ll just tell everyone you were abusing me.” “You have to. You owe me.” “I’ve made sacrifices for you, now you have to do the same.” “I’ll never forgive you.” “No, it’s fine. Just do whatever you want, I guess.” “Am I upset? Why, should I be?” “If you don’t come over tonight, I’m going to hurt myself.” “I never said that. You’re trying to confuse me.” “I think you hate me.” “I would do anything for you, so why wouldn’t you do the same?” “If you don’t do this, it’s because you don’t love me.” “You were there for them, but not me?” “Yes, if you love me, you would change for me.” “I’m wasting my time with you.” “Well, I guess I’m just useless, aren’t I?” “I know you didn’t say it, but you were thinking it.” “You hate me. I know you do.” “You can’t convince me I’m not just a burden to you.”

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[Sentence Starters] The Great Gatsby (2013)

Feel free to add context, change pronouns, names, jobs, and anything else you need to change to make these work for you! Have fun! ^-^ 

❝ I’m inclined to reserve all judgements.  ❞

❝ Back then, all of us drank too much. ❞ 

❝ Only one man was exempt from my disgust. ❞

❝ He was the single most hopeful person I have ever met… ❞

❝ Let’s say, after dinner, you and I will go into town! ❞

❝ Life is something you dominate if you’re any good. ❞

❝ Is that you, my lovely? ❞

❝ (Full Name). The golden girl. ❞

❝ I’m paralyzed with happiness. ❞

❝ She was the most frightening person I’d ever seen… but I enjoyed looking at her. ❞

❝ I’ve been lying on that sofa for as long as I can remember. ❞

❝ Oh, you must know (Name)? ❞

❝ You remind me of a rose, an absolute rose. ❞

❝ Its just, well, you see, I think everything’s terrible anyhow. ❞

❝ I’ve been everywhere, and seen everything, done everything. ❞

❝ I’m pretty cynical about everything. ❞

❝ That’s the best thing a girl in this world can be: a beautiful little fool. ❞

❝ All the bright, precious things fade so fast. And they don’t come back. ❞

❝ (Name)’s said to be very good looking, by people who oughta know. ❞

❝ Ain’t we havin’ a party? ❞    

❝ Alone, and a little embarrassed, I decided to get roaring drunk. ❞

❝ Small parties, there isn’t any privacy. ❞

❝ May I have this dance? ❞

❝ You penniless pantywaist. ❞

❝ Rich girls don’t marry poor boys. ❞

❝ His smile was one of those rare smiles that you may come across four or five times in life. ❞

❝ I’ve just heard the most shocking thing. ❞

❝ What is your opinion of me, anyhow? ❞

❝ I didn’t want you to think I was just some nobody. ❞

❝ I’m going to make a very big request of you today. ❞

❝ Looking at my tiepin? Finest specimen of human molar. ❞

❝ The way he looked at her is the way all girls want to be looked at. ❞

❝ We could take a plunge in the swimming pool. I haven’t made use of it all summer. ❞

❝ I bought cakes. ❞

❝ Did you ransack a greenhouse? ❞

❝ I’m certainly glad to see you again. ❞

❝ This was a mistake. This was a terrible, terrible mistake. ❞

❝ You must understand that I like all things that are modern. ❞

❝ Remarkable little camera, isn’t it? Latest design. ❞

❝ I don’t want to forget a single moment. ❞

❝ Music… And then we can dance all night! ❞ 

❝ I’ve never seen such beautiful shirts before. ❞

❝ We can’t lose each other and let all this glorious love end in nothing. ❞

❝ Come home. I’ll be here waiting, and hoping for every long dream of you to come true. ❞

❝ I wish I’d done everything on earth with you. ❞

❝ What the hell are you doing, old sport? ❞

❝ You can’t repeat the past. ❞

❝ It was a great mistake for a man like me to fall in love. ❞

❝ If I could just get back to the start… ❞

❝ I could only climb if I climbed alone. ❞

❝ I knew that when I kissed this girl, that I would be forever wed to her. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna go home. ❞

❝ My life has got to be like this. It’s got to keep going up. ❞

❝ What’ll we do this afternoon, or the day after that, or for the next thirty years? ❞

❝ Oh, don’t be morbid. ❞

❝ You look so cool. You always look so cool. ❞

❝ You must think I’m pretty dumb, don’t you? ❞

❝ He wears a pink suit for Christ’s sake! ❞

❝ I’ll make you a drink, (Name). Then you won’t seem so stupid to yourself. ❞

❝ You see, we were born different. It’s in our blood. ❞

❝ None of this has any consequence. ❞

❝ I just remembered… today’s my birthday. ❞

❝ (Name), you should go home and get some rest. ❞

❝ I had a lot of things, but the truth is I’m empty. ❞

❝ I can’t describe how surprised I was to find out that I loved her, and that she loved me too. ❞

❝ They’re a rotten crowd. You’re worth the whole damn bunch put together. ❞

❝ It’s perfect. From your perfect, irresistible imagination. ❞

❝ Wait up with me. ❞

❝ I became aware of (Name’s) extraordinary gift for hope. A gift I have never found in any other person… and which it is not likely I shall ever find again. ❞

❝ So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past. ❞

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tfw stalking and survivors tbag towards you

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Booty shorts that say “essential npc” across the ass