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Gonna be moving over to @srjacksin

Not gonna delete this blog, and I'm still into Danny phantom, but I lost interest in the whole idea of rewriting the series a while ago.

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Knuckle tattoo that says "U N W E L L"

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We did it, we broke Tumblr down to it's bare essentials. Everybody go home.

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I like the shop. Tumblr selling Merch is a preferable method of raising site sustaining funds than ads. The shop doesn't need to be in our fucking faces, however. If someone really wants to buy the funny shoe laces they'll still find the store front just fine with it being tucked into a corner somewhere.

Tumblr live can just eat shit, I'm tired of watching the tik tok-ification of social media happen.

nobody wants or uses tumblr live

nobody wants the shop icon where the account icon used to be 

nobody wants the new video player / image viewer (let us pause ! let us zoom !) 

the only good feature recently has been polls and even that took way too long to properly roll out 

we are STILL fighting in the trenches against spam bots 

@staff pls take notes 

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And disabled people still don't have that

this might be because I’m a family law lawyer and also an old crone who remembers when marriage equality wasn’t a thing (as in, marriage equality only became nation-wide two months before I went to law school), but I have Strong Feelings about the right to marry and all the legal benefits that come with it

like I’m all for living in sin until someone says they don’t want to get married because it’s ~too permanent~ and in the same breath start talking about having kids or buying a house with their significant other. then I turn into a 90-year-old passive-aggressive church grandma who keeps pointedly asking when the wedding is. “yes, a divorce is very sad and stressful, but so is BEING HOMELESS BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ENTITLED TO EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF MARITAL PROPERTY, CAROLINE!”

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#and thats the story of the time i ate a dog treat!

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Young Cecil doing his homework with no help and walking past his mom’s half-open door hoping she doesn’t hear him sneaking out and doodling things like “CGP + EH” in his notebook (crossed out) and turning in permission slips at school that the teachers reject because they’re all signed by his big sister and feeling a shiver down his spine whenever he sees a too-tall tree and stealing makeup from drug stores but popping out the mirrors first and falling asleep to the radio and stacking cassette tapes next to his mattress because he never got a frame for his bed and leaving out bowls of water for stray cats and chasing the mice out of his room and learning Torah verses even though he knows no one other than Abby will come to his Bar Mitzvah and crying himself to sleep at night but making up stories in the morning about the citizens he’s seen around town and bumping into Josie at the supermarket where she offers to drive him to the bowling alley and bringing his mom mother’s day flowers even though he’ll be the one who puts them in water, plucks away the dead leaves, throws them away while she watches with blank eyes and when he stares at the loud sunrise he feels an ache in his chest he can’t explain yet and hating that Abby can get a summer job but he’s not old enough yet, it’s starting to feel like decades have passed and he’s still not old enough, and failing his practice SATs because he had to teach himself all those big words and dying in front of a broken mirror and looking at a mirror with broken shards that’s still intact and being a beautiful person in spite of everything and dragging his boy scout recorder into a blanket fort to record cassette tapes about how one day things will be better, one day things will be better, one day things will be better. 

#fuck me #realizing that he was stuck so young for so long makes this so much worse #cecil gershwin palmer #wtnv

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I need a lobotomy or maybe an exorcism

#both please

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HAVE YALL SEEN THIS??

#danny phantom #danny fenton #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #jazz fenton #jasmine fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #dash baxter #paulina sanchez #fan film #Youtube

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yall know that post with all of those absolutely stunning crochet flowers? well i just bought a pattern from the shop those are from and Good Fucking Lord.

I was expecting a like a Chart or two, maybe some written instructions. not Seventy Seven full color pages for One type of rose.

this was like 8 bucks???? obviously i did some redacting but Good Lord. if you are even a little bit into crochet go throw money at this absolute Mad woman its Definitely worth it.

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Allow me to break down my favorite scene in the entirety of Danny Phantom! This is from My Brother’s Keeper and I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is probably my favorite scene to ever relate to a superhero’s identity being exposed.

- That music at the beginning.

- The fact that Danny’s going through a really hard time. Jazz didn’t see her brother be revealed in an epic, victorious, win, like so many other superhero’s identities are revealed. She saw him in an average everyday fight and she saw him lose that fight, thus making him all the more human.

- A quick side-note: Sam and Tucker looking sad that Danny’s so down on himself. Great detail.

- The fact that Danny, being depressed, isn’t eating. It’s little details like this (details they forgot to add into later episodes) that fanfiction writers pick up and just maximize to their fullest potential.

- That MUSIC AT THE BEGINNING.

- The way Jazz awkwardly enters the room and the conversation, showing that for all of her psych-related studying, she’s still a 16-year-old who is in way over her head but trying her best.

- The fact that Jazz saw Danny Phantom get hit in that shoulder, so she instinctively touches that shoulder.

- The fact that Danny is sustaining injuries that are clearly hurting him hours later. Again, fanfiction writers have flourished.

- Jazz starting off by trying to compliment Danny, to make him feel more comfortable around her. She doesn’t just blurt out that she knows. In fact, she never blurts out that she knows.

- Literally the whole conversation is her telling him that if he ever needed to talk about something, she would be there and understand.

- The fact that he was actually about to talk to her.

- The fact that it shows very clearly that the reason Danny didn’t come out to his family was because he was afraid that they would hurt him. I cannot believe that they abandoned this subplot later on, it’s one of the things that made this show stand out from the other superhero stories. Danny trusted the villains to know how identity but not his own family.

- Jazz not pushing because she can understand why he doesn’t feel safe coming out.

- Seriously that score at the beginning has to be my favorite score in the entire show, I literally get it stuck in my head at times.

I just cannot believe that this scene was written, storyboarded, animated, acted out, and put into the final episode and Butch Hartman still has the audacity to dismiss any fans who see Danny as being a queer/trans icon, like my dude, you literally have a scene where the character’s sister tells him that he can come out to her when he’s ready and the only reason he doesn’t is because he’s terrified of his family, and this scene changes the entire dynamic of the show AND this scene begins, and I cannot stress this enough, with the most beautiful score! What did you think was going to happen? This scene has so much code that Tucker wouldn’t be able to hack it!

But seriously, the fact that this has always been my favorite scene, even as a kid, should have been an indicator… 

It’s just such a great metaphor and such a great piece of development for every character and such a mature way to handle an identity being exposed and such. a. great. score.

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Danny Phantom Ship Tournament!

(Aka I finally got access to polls >:])

I tried to include as many ships as I could, and matched them up in a way that made sense to me. This is just for fun and to satiate some curiosity!

Round One:

Everlasting Trio (Danny/Sam/Tucker) vs Iambic Prose (Danny/Ghostwriter)

Swagger Bishie/Teddy Ghost (Danny/Dash) vs Pitch Pearl (Fenton/Phantom)

Goth Princess/Evil Alliance/Fake-Up Make-Out (Sam/Paulina) vs Pink Astronaut (Danny/Paulina)

Phantom Rocker (Danny/Ember) vs Savant Par (Danny/Tucker)

Gray/Grey Ghost (Danny/Valerie) vs Vengeful Babes (Danielle/Valerie)

Amethyst Ocean (Danny/Sam) vs Pompous Pep (Danny/Vlad)

Family Breakfast/College Triangle (Vlad/Jack/Maddie) vs Rich History (Clockwork/Vlad)

Dark Ages (Pariah Dark/Clockwork) vs Meddling Minutes (Clockwork/Dan)

Round Two:

[TBD]

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yk i thing night vale might be the one place where john and arthur COULD catch a break

smth smth the town is SO bizzare that arthur could say "i have a fragment of an eldrich god living in my head" and cecil would go "dont we all" like.

arthur: i was trapped in this enternal desert hellscape for months

john: shut UP dont tell them that-

cecil: oh yeah, the dog park

john:

john: WHAT

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#pants