DREAM MEISTER & THE RECOLLECTED BLACK FAIRY
HOUND SWEEPER GUILD STORY #1
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DASTE : Ahhh!! Shit!! It hurts so muuuuchh!!
ALMA : Hey, don't make such a fuss.
LYKOS : Miss, please cover your ears.
EMMA : It's my fault. I should have stopped Daste.
LYKOS : No, it was Daste who bypassed your orders and caused an explosion during our "covert operation." There is no reason for you to shoulder the blame, Miss.
EMMA : But, it's still my responsibility.
ALMA : Shiharu's punishments have been intense as of late. Just the other day, I got my backside whipped, like Daste currently is. I thought I'd split right in half, haha! The welts he left behind even effected Karma. I found a bottle of ointment with a note saying, "Kill!"
EMMA : (Karma...)
ALMA : I wonder if something unpleasant happened to Shiharu to make him this way~
DASTE : That fucking asshole, Shiharu! I almost cried this time!
EMMA : Daste, are you okay...?
DASTE : What do you think idiot? Do I look okay!?
EMMA : Kinda...
DASTE : Tch. Not funny. Hey Lykos, isn't it your job to keep Shiharu in a good mood?
LYKOS : It's true, however...As of recent, he seems to be in an exceptionally good mood.
ALMA : The punishments get worse when he's in a good mood? Why is that?
DASTE : 'Cause he's a pervert. That's why!
EMMA : Hmm...I wonder what happened.
SHIHARU : It's the season of love, after all~
DASTE, ALMA, & EMMA : !!!
SHIHARU : Today is a special day! A day to express your gratitude toward close acquaintances...I thought I'd give it a try too.
DASTE : You gotta be kidding! Why the hell would that make your punishments worse!?
LYKOS : Could it be...The "Whip of Love"?
ALMA : Ahahah, so that's it!
DASTE : I ain't buying it! God, you're such a fucking asshole!
NANASHI : Emma!!
EMMA : Oh, Nanashi. What a rare sight.
NANASHI : I got a report from Shiharu, aaaand~ I heard you were visiting Hound Sweeper, so I rushed over! Happy Valentines Day~ To show my gratitude for everything you've done, I present my hug to you~! Oh, whoa!?
SHIHARU : You're late, Nanashi.
NANASHI : Oh, sorry about that. I got delayed while sorting things out.
SHIHARU : The same old excuses. Sounds like your habitual tardiness requires a bit of punishment.
NANASHI : Huh!? Hey! Wait! Ouch!! What!? Why do you look so happy about it!?
SHIHARU : Hmm~ Emma. I'll have to express my gratitude to you properly another time. Oh don't worry, it's not punishment. Unless that's what you wish for.
EMMA : N-No!! Not at all!!
SHIHARU : Everyone else, be sure to convey your gratitude toward Emma too.
NANASHI : Emma! Help~!!
LYKOS : Miss. How would you like to go and get a meal? Nanashi's screaming is quite loud. Allow me to treat you.
ALMA : I'm going too! I'll treat Emma to a hundred pieces of gratitude fried chicken!
EMMA : Hehe, thank you. A hundred pieces might be a bit much, don't you think?
DASTE : Tch. Who gives a crap about love and gratitude? Emma, let's get a drink to soothe our pain.
EMMA : (It's rare to see them all share a meal together. I guess, it is the season of love. I feel a bit sorry for Nanashi though...)
EMMA : Let's do it! We can eat and drink and talk all night!
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