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My name is Sterling. Single father. My daughter's name is Padme. Straight. Cis, He/Him. Slytherin. Infp. Libra.
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But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt
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Some crusty adult: This generation is so entitled!
Me: *Fantasizes about sharing a 2-bedroom apartment with a roommate and having a kitchen I can cook in*
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Send me nudes when you get home so i know you're safe
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Would you take him back? You choose what path your character takes in Episode – download the app now!
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So how stupid do you think the Hogwarts teachers felt back in Harrys first year when their traps and riddles designed to keep out Lord fucking Voldemort were beaten by three 11 year olds
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