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Gotta respect a man who names the mc after himself and pairs him up with the hottest man alive

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'Saturn devouring his son'

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#ttpd #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #dashcon #I'm SURE someone has done this already #but I haven't seen it yet #so here we are

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hi it woulldnt let me adopt one so have both one of my favourites and the most cursed tumblrcryptids i got

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Need a boost? Crabs are here to pinch you into productivity!

April Fools was months ago, but er... thanks?

Edit: To whoever gifted me the crabs, thank you very much <3

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Meet the Team

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Is Brick Whartley a tumblr sexyman? Discuss

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Tumultuous Times for Tumblcoin 

Tumblcoin appears to be more volatile than ever with a valuation high of $19,551 and low of $7,294 in the last four minutes alone. Tumblcoin News’ senior financial advisor, Brick Whartley, has absolutely no idea what is going on.

“I’ve been confused for most of the day,” Whartley stated. “Tumblcoin’s trajectory is impossible to predict. I just want to go home to my family. No one told me the finance field would be like this. I wanted to be a screenwriter, you know? I should’ve listened to my heart.” 

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also here's a screenshot of a post (sayonara you weeaboo shits) with all the reactions maxed out. for posterity i guess.

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Happy April Fools' Day, Tumblr!

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The most important question about this potential “premium” situation is whether or not there will be hats. Come on @staff, you know what you must do. Bring back this classy number from 2014. 🧐

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rip coppy (2015-2015) you would've loved the boopening of 2024

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April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

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THE TELEVISION SHOW 911 ON ABC, FORMERLY 911 ON FOX, THE SHOW ABOUT THE FIREFIGHTERS 9-1-1 LIKE THE NUMBER YOU CALL IN AN EMERGENCY

April means April Fools! Tumblr has a long and storied tradition of built-in pranks and this month, we go through each one. Plus: big news in the 911 fandom, a new show to obsess over, and a total eclipse of the sun.

Credits and transcript in our reblog. You can find transcripts for this, and every other episode, here.

Find the posts discussed in this episode in this tag!

#funniest misunderstanding happening in the notes #I (lauren) forgot not everyone watched this show #or at least knew about it #911 abc

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#please don't take him just because you can :(

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