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i had to drag myself away from marathoning naruto to jot this out

also i tried the lazynezumi plugin for photoshop and it is GREAT

#davepetasprite

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no sburb beta earth au where dave "microcelebrity" strider suddenly gains a big following on the internet after a spike of people discover his sbahj comics online when a screenshot of one goes particularly viral and turns into a [top text/bottom text] meme and some hipsters are like "woah,, this is actually some really avant garde stuff". when he's churning these out sitting in the bathroom stall at school once a day during lunch period. so then he gets REALLY popular and then inevitably gets cancelled at some point when a communications/poli sci major reads one of his comics and then types up a whole memo board explaining how sbahj is actually neo-conservative propaganda written as part of a conspiracy to undermine the 2008 obama presidency. and there's a whole rage war since the memo board was written really convincingly with red arrows and circles drawn around sweet bro's head and everything and dave hasn't made any public statements about it and also no one actually understands what sbahj is about. so threads are being written up about this and people are like emailing death threats to each other over it and someone even tries to doxx him and then manages to find out he lives in texas and some people start actually taking the whole thing seriously because He's From Texas (never mind the fact it's houston). meanwhile dave just started his midterms and he has to focus because he actually cares about school and his future and so he takes a short "hiatus" which people freak out even more over because they take it as him backing away due to the allegations online. and then after winter break dave comes back and opens up a q&a for his 169th "bro wee ar doign it wee ar making it hapen" special and at some point after a barrage of questions in his inbox (q: was "swety bro and hela jeff crassh on the freway" inspired by a real car accident you were in? a: i don't own a car / q: what job do you have in real life? a: unemployed but i pick up roadkill off the street sometimes / q: who did you vote for in the 2008 primaries a: i didn't) someone finally has the bright idea to ask "hey how old are you" and he replies "i'm 13" and all hell breaks loose.

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i love davepetasprite^2 chat

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the year is 2024. homestuck has long since faded into obscurity. I cut out an article on the unpredicted rise of the juggalo party this presidential election, pinning it to my cork board coated in a layer of various clippings, maps and photographs held up with tacks connected by colorful string. meteors. excerpts from pesterlogs. clown sightings, some salvaged from 2016. one of the few surviving photos of andrew hussie flutters to the ground. his expression, enigmatic. his prophecies, invaluable.

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the strider house is disgusting until dirk comes out of his room from weeks of doing fuck knows what at 4am and then cleans everything in sight without saying anything and the other striders think its mr clean that comes through the vents like santa

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#ppl voting aradia are wrong #shed let a kid eat a frog

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Icarus ☀️

#davesprite

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the fallen heir of breath

[image id: digital illustration of john egbert from homestuck. the composition is similar to famous painting "the fallen angel" by alexandre cabanel except more homestuck-themed. john is wearing his godtier outfit with his hood trailing on the ground around him and he has a glowing halo behind his head. he is on the skaia battlefield and there are grass patches surrounding the area where he is laying. behind him davesprite and jadesprite are flying high in the sky with big clouds and sun rays shining down. end id.]

#john egbert

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caliborn has so many choice lines i can’t even be mad like

#he might be the funniest character in hs

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day 116

a followup to yesterday

he warmed up dont worry

#aradia megido #sollux captor #op i need you to know that i love everything about your aradia so much #you get her like no one else

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Act 3 Still in Development

According to James Roach, Hiveswap: Act 3 is still in active development. There was a hiatus in production for a while, but there was a meeting happening. The writing is done, it is just a matter of assets and programming. WhatPumpkin now only exists to keep Hiveswap in development. Andrew Hussie says to the team that they can do whatever they want with the IP because he does not care anymore.

links (1, 2, 3)

MODERATOR NOTE: i am posting this submission without checking the sources at all because i’m having some Major Life Events at the moment; i will get back to this blog and clean up the post to my usual format as soon as i can :) thank you so much for the submission!

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#handmaid #die

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#rose lalonde

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all the alpha suit suits! now what am i gonna do next year for the birthdays? gamma kids??

separate posts:

jake

dirk

roxy

jane

beta kids from last year

#dirk strider #roxy lalonde #jake english #jane crocker

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heres all of them in their suit suits!

separate bday posts:

jade

dave

rose

john

alpha kids

#dave strider #rose lalonde #jade harley #john Egbert

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Consider: Jake English but his quadrants are filled by robots. Thank you for your time this is the only truth ill go by now. c:

#jake english #brobot #lil hal #squarewave #jakehal #jakebrobot

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late night face timing from the island

#jade harley