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WARNING

#chiefchipgobbler

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What's worse than a seagull?

A ginger seagull, that's right.

What's worse than a ginger seagull?

A seagull pretending to be ginger. Daft twat.

#gingergull #tangerineshittingmachine

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What to do? Simple. Smash it in it's pissing face with a large iron bar. As it falls, kick it up it's filthy hoop. When it hits the ground, pour petrol on it's dirty feathers. Set it on fire. Then pull down your trousers and pants and shit on the birdy bonfire. Then do a wee. On the fire. That's what to do.

#Burntbastardbummerbird

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You know when an evil villainous cartoon character twirls his moustache and lets out one of those stereotypical "Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaa!" laughs? I often think to myself do real life villainous bastards really laugh like that in real life, really? Turns out that, yes, they bloody do.

#mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha #Youtube

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When I usually think of Molly, I recall moments of getting off my tits on MDMA based recreational drugs and talking absolute horse-shit. However this Molly talks complete sense. Thanks Molly.

#goodgollymissmolly #Killemall #Featheryfuckwits

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Seagulls Are Cunts turned 10 today!

#tumblr birthday #tumblr milestone

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Boom! Take that you shit. Thanks to Aoife Oompah for the video.

#gullgetstwatted

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I have no idea why these Aussie idiots are applauding the recovery of this bastard bird. The huge mistake they made was not finishing it off by mashing its stupid face in with the bat. I was going to put a joke in about it fielding in the gully position but I can't be arsed.

#fulltossitsfeatheredfuckingface

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I've always liked octopuses...or octopi...or whatever the collective noun is for more than one octopus. Anyway, great work Octopusumeses.

#semiwhilstwatching

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Small dogs, children and now the cunts are after our baked pastry goods.

#greggsgobblinggreedygull

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There it is. Plain as you bloody like.

#sparrowformaincourse

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https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/how-survive-seagull-swoop-attack-3127498

My advice - smash the fucker with a baseball bat, smash it some more and then continue smashing it until it resembles seagull paste. Take a step back and appreciate the wonderful work you have done.

#seagullsmoothie

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Erm, yes it fucking does. Why won't people listen?

#gullfuckers #chihuahuagobblers #evilintheskies

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Horrible cunt

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They are coming...

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Another seagull, another death.

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That massive fucker again.