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*grabby hands*
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#relatable
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Man I couldn't imagine my life without lightnin bugs
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To all of my california friends who can’t miss fireflies because they haven’t ever seen them.
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To all of my california friends who can’t miss fireflies because they haven’t ever seen them.
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common sense: groundhog day: the musical’s usage of lighting, props, backgrounds, and ensemble extras is outstanding- whoever choreographed this show is extremely clever and deserves an award for hope alone
me, an idiot: woah…. he’s fuckin…… teleporting,,,.. onstage
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fandom has taught me not to make my villain a skinny conventionally attractive white man because no matter how horrible I write them, some degenerate is gonna do mental gymnastics to excuse their shitty behavior and ship them with my heroine despite an appalling lack of romantic chemistry
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me: this is transphobic and harms trans people 
tumblr: ????????????
me: oh sorry, my mistake. ahem. THIS IS A TERF THING. DOWN WITH TERFS. REBLOG TO MAKE THE TERFS MAD!
tumblr: oh! yaaaas slay quene! i live for terf salt! 
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anyway, here’s my humanized Bill Cipher
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Aragorn: I’m here to fight Sauron and undo the mistakes of my ancestor
Gimli: I’m here to represent the Dwarves in this adventure
Legolas: My dad kicked me out of the house and I didn’t have anything else to do so here I am. 
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just wondering but why can’t something cute and childish exist without there being a subculture devoted to making it edgy or sexual. like? kirby doesn’t need to be drawn 3,000 times as an eldritch monster with a hyperrealistic mouth and demon eyes. there really isn’t a need for there to be any hentai of the animal crossing villagers, like at all. and alola vulpix definitely does NOT need a 3D butt mouse pad!!!!!!!!!
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a concept: a bus, but horizontal
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Police raid a weed growing operation watch his escape move!🤣
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its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic
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me: i’m going to write today!!
also me:
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