Nowadays it's usually a hyperrealistic baby doll with programming to make it cry and need its (provided) bottle and diaper changed, and it records your motions and interactions with it. So you fail the assignment if you're too rough with the doll, or you scream at it, or leave it alone and uncared-for for too long. Some well-funded schools will even provide you with little car seats for them, and you have to use it properly because the little sensors can tell whether it's strapped in when moving above a certain speed, and you fail if your baby isn't restrained properly when being driven. Length of assignment ranges from a weekend to a full week depending on the course.
There's also some talk among students that they program the babies to be more needy, annoying, and sensitive when you're taking the "Parenting"/sex ed class as opposed to the elective human development/babysitting certification classes. (No way to know if that's true or not, but given the american education system and its obsession with abstinence-only and lack of proper sex ed, I wouldn't be surprised.)
okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something
i’m waiting. i don’t know what for—
tomorrow, or the rain to fall,
or to forget my name,
or to remember what i’ve lost
or to get used to pain,
or to become pedestrian
or to consume the fruits
of springs that maybe wouldn’t come,
or the day i might meet you.
i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good
"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower
my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots