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thematically relevant mutual masturbation

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#al gore?

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brb undooming the narrative

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Catch me on Ao3 promoting unsafe sex, huge age gaps, adultery, and blasphemy.

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actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far

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THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (2022) Dir. Martin McDonagh

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succession (2018-2023)

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critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

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Jordan I get you....

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is anyone else always the car crash or is that just me and that gay catholic farmer

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thinking about them (again)

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been feeling a lot like him lately

#shes going on sideblog too

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Friend: what’s the worst thing fandom ever did

me: told me they call Adam Parrish ‘plant daddy’

#this gave me cold sweat flashbacks #HE WORKS THREE MANUAL JOBS

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i think we’re hunting each other for sport. in another universe

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Sarah Snook as Shiv Roy in SUCCESSION (4.10) | WITH OPEN EYES