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This is the most wild vine I’ve seen in months
An actual masterpiece
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It's about reproductive fitness. Males of all species are hard wired to find the females of their species the most sexually attractive at the height of their fertility. For humans that is around the late teens. Females, on the other hand, find males more attractive at the age when he can provide the most benefits to her and their potential offspring. For humans that could be around 25-35.
the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world
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Hello! I need some stucky fluff and I'm too lazy too look for myself so can you link me to some of your favs?
Hi darling! Your wish is my command, have some fluff to light up yor day:
1. Something Borrowed by EmilianaDarling
Summary: “Steve’s got it into his head that you’ve done more for him than he can ever pay you back for. He’s grateful.”(Sam’s taking Steve as a guest to his sister’s wedding, but first he and Bucky have a few things to sort out.)
2. Líonaigí'n oíche le greann is le spórt by lanyon
Summary:In which Tony and Clint believe that Steve and Bucky have been forced out against their will (until it emerges that Steve and Bucky were never actively trying to hide their relationship).
3. Two Harleys and a Pickup by Kryptaria, rayvanfox
Two part series, just go and read both. 
4. Perfectly Right Wrong Number by melonbutterfly
Summary: It all starts because Steve is too dumb to handle his smartphone.A wrong number AU in which Bucky Barnes doesn’t enter Steve’s life (meaning: Bucky wasn’t born until the eighties, but Steve is still Captain America) until Steve accidentally dials the wrong number. Wherein there is a lot of texting, some advice via Natasha and Darcy, a bit of pining, and a first date in an amusement park. Oh, and on top of being a disabled veteran, Bucky is a professional catwalker. Literally.
5. Young Hearts, Out Our Minds by junko (principessa)
Summary:Bucky posts a selfie of the two of them in bed to his instagram.He hashtags it #goodmorningamerica. Sam Wilson and Pepper Potts retweet it to their twitter accounts. (I know I posted this one in my last stucky fic rec but dude it’s just that good)
6. I Love You Like rlb by tolieawake
Summary: It was Dernier as first said it. Steve never imagined that something like that could have survived the war and all the years in between.In which Tony goes insane trying to figure out why that phrase affects the Cap so much, Bucky teases the press, and Steve and Bucky love each other like rlb. 
7. The Sticky Note Index by jurassicquark (avatanhalen137)
Summary: It starts on a Tuesday. That’s the first day Steve notices it, at least. At first it’s only little things, things that Steve misses only enough to notice but not enough to look for.
8. My Love, He Laughs Like The Flowers (alternatively: how everyone living in Avengers Tower ended up wearing flower crowns) by janie_tangerine
Summary: “Wilson,” Tony says, staring straight at Sam, “since you were the one starting it, can you please explain me how did you manage to turn Rogers and Barnes into a seventies fashion statement? Fuck, it seems like this room’s becoming a fucking hippie commune.”
9. Coming Home by melonbutterfly
Summary: There is no point in sneaking, so Bucky doesn’t bother. He saunters through the front entrance up to the receptionist’s desk, smiles at her and says, “James Buchanan Barnes here to see Steve Rogers.”
10. Young Hearts To Yourselves Be True by ninemoons42
Summary: Steve and Bucky are hit with an alien weapon and they’re not singed, they’re not hurt, they just get turned into their six-year-old selves (with some modifications).The Avengers cart them back home to the Tower, and it turns out JARVIS doesn’t mind being a babysitter.
11. Kiss Me Hello by kehinki
Summary:Bucky and Steve take to kissing each other hello, goodbye, goodnight. It’s all very platonic until it isn’t.
12. In Another Life by Renne
Summary: In which Steve & Bucky meet three times and the last time is for good. Utterly self-indulgent, hand-wavey fluff.
13. Let Your Heart Be Light by relenafanel
Summary: Bucky looks like he’s had a difficult month, what with the eviction notice and all, but that’s not the reason Steve gives for allowing him to stay on his couch.
14. Wish You Were Here by OddityBoddity
Summary: Steve keeps getting postcards in the mail.
15. Why God Made Steel-Toed Boots by what_alchemy
Summary: Steve’s been waiting a long time.
So I might’ve gone a little bit overboard but hey there’s no such thing as too much fluff. Hope you like these honey (:
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10 Things We Subs Need From You But Won't Say Out Loud
1. Please touch us
Cuddle us, spoon us, grab the small of our backs. Kiss our foreheads and make us feel small. We crave your hands all over us. We love them no matter where they happen to land—be that on our asses or up our skirts. Just. Touch. Us. It reminds us that we’re yours.
2. Take pride in us
Relish in the fact that we’re yours—that we belong to you and no one else. Smile when we enter the room because you know we’re walking toward you. It lets us know you care. It makes us want to be better for you.
3. Let us cry
When we are sad or angry, or pissed the hell off. When we drink too much…especially when we drink too much, let us cry our eyes out. Let us be messes, with mascara running down our cheeks and pints of ice cream in our hands. Let us be okay with not being okay once in a while. This one requires no action from you, just that you be okay with it when it happens.
4. Forgive
Despite how hard we try, we will make mistakes. We will fuck things up, say things wrong, do things crazy, and when that happens we need you to forgive us. We’re not talking immediate forgiveness, or that a price won’t often be paid for it, but forgiveness that comes eventually. We need to know that the slate has been wiped clean, all trespasses have been forgiven…and when it happens, don’t forget to let us know. See number 5.
5. Communicate… often!
We need this.. If we don’t discuss something, it will fester in our brains forever, eventually driving us crazy. A three minute conversation could ease hours of worry for us once an uneasy feeling sets in. If that can be prevented with a few sentences, please take the time to speak them. Honestly, like two seconds of your time could stop our heads from exploding….and you don’t want to clean up that mess, do you?
6. We want you to make us feel pretty
Not that you don’t make us feel super sexy pretty darn often, but once in a while, it’s good to actually hear. Tell us our ass looks great in our yoga pants, that our hair looks especially shiny today. Tell us you like our new boots. Notice something small and compliment us about it, and our hearts will swell for days. Compliments let us know what it’s like to look through your eyes. Those are glimpses of the world we don’t often get to see.
7. It’s the little things
Some of these are sounding cliche, but are just so fucking true. Sure, your big gestures of grandeur are admired, but it is often the small things that get our cheeks turning red. Leave a note on the mirror in the morning telling us to have a great day. Sit next to us during a movie you have no desire to see. Take the dog out in the morning so we can sleep in for an extra 10 minutes, remember what ice cream we prefer to eat when we cry. If you do these things, we’re yours for life.
8. Remember things
Speaking of little things, try to remember them. Things like how we take our coffee and the name of that bitchy girl who sits next to us at work. Remember anything. Three weeks from now, bust out some silly story we told you over dinner one evening in great detail. Remember something we’d never expect you to store into your internal drive. Remember our first concert together, and our best friend from kindergarten’s name. The more obscure the better.
9. Deal with us
When we’re singing in the car. When we drink too much wine. When we completely melt down. Deal with our pasts, and when we don’t feel pretty. Deal with our stretch marks and insecurities, our early bedtimes and exhaustion. Deal with our mood, and how we load the dishwasher the wrong way. These things silently tell us that you’ll be by our sides regardless of how nerdy, silly or utterly hopeless we can get.
Finally, the most important thing we need from you that we’ll never say out loud:
10. Be the most stable thing in our lives
Be stronger than us. Be the one person in our world that won’t turn on us or walk away. When life becomes scary and confusing, and we just need something solid to hold onto, please be our anchor. It’s because of you that our awful days are easier to get through. Don’t be perfect. Just be there. It’s the only real requirement on this list.
(source - Fetlife: ErikaUnderstood)
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Medication is bad for your liver. If you can heal your ailments holistically, then absolutely go for it.
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