actually god is weird about me
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Is everything ok
nothing has been ok since i turned 12 but thank u for asking!
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my only wish is that once guillermo does turn into a vampire he becomes just as stupid as the rest of them I think being an absolute idiot just comes with the vampire curse
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Girl you alright?
once a month i go crazy but overall my life is beautiful
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big day for annoying people (me)
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generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general
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The only good super bowl is a superb owl :)
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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
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SICK of thinking! Won’t be doing that again
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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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🤠🤙
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Happy alcohol and cock and endless balls Thursday to all who celebrate
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