me joining a discord server- "hello!"
guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"
me- "what does that mean?"
floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"
me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting
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“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking
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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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me when i meet the person who created webp files
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"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.
example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."
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just thought about how interesting media analysis could be if theater was more accessible and made myself mad
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you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing
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0 cis women have been harmed by gender neutral language around pregnancy
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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live
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"love every trans girl before it's too late" you don't though, not really. Unity and Love until she's annoying. Unity and Love until she's unfuckable. Unity and Love until shes not conventionally attractive. Unity and Love until they don't want to use she.
It's always someone else's problem, the charitable soul, not yours. Then the charitable soul is distant, or overburdened, and there is no charity to be found, and thus it is Too Late, and then where are we?
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