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my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

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I knew you before, didn't I?

- Loved creating this commission! :)

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That’s not half.

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I hate how acknowledging unfairness in the world is seen as "childish". Maybe children are right. I don't think you should be proud of the fact that you've become complacent with the state of your miserable existence and took on this loser "it is what it is" mentality. Things can be better.

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Endgame was my by the government, and I hate the government, so Endgame doesn't exist for me. Thank you very much.

if u guys are serious about revitalizing the stevebucky fandom...................endgame does NOT exist. the snap never happened. ok? OK? i'm not going through the devastation again

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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

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Howard: So, who's the mystery man?

Tony: Well, he's a Captain.

Howard: A real Captain?

Tony: No. A Captain of ducks. Of course, he's a real Captain. And he's handsome. *hugs Steve* And he's sweet. And I know that you'll like him.

Howard: Well that's wonderful, that- *sees Steve and Tony hugging* I-

Tony: Dad, it's okay.

Steve: It is, Howard.

Howard: Peggy? Can you come in here? Now!

Peggy: *rushing in with her old gun* Hey! Look what Jarvis found!

Maria: Oh dear, I'll take that!

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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

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sirius: i've literally been arrested for being too cool

regulus: the charges were dropped due to no supporting evidence

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i??????? sksjsbzvsvshdhsbdb

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damn ok lake superior

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James: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand. Regulus: That sounds like a dare to me. James: Oh my god.

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First dinner at the Potter's with Regulus. The Black Brothers are at the middle of their reconciliation:

(That Friends' scene but:)

Sirius: James and I made you a Pie, Reggie, eat it

Regulus: Fine, I'll have a taste

Regulus a minute later: Sirius...what is in this pie?

Sirius: well I don't know, butter and eggs, and flouer, and lime and kiwi...

Regulus: kiwi? Did you say KIWI?

Sirius: Yeah, it's a special pie. Prongs and I love kiwi

Regulus: Sepcial because you're trying to kill me? *starting to sweat*

Sirius: what are you talking about?

Regulus: I'm allergic to kiwi, you prick

James: WHAT?

Sirius: No, you're not! You're allergic to nuts, and seafood and...and...

Regulus: KIWI? My throat is closing, my...my tongue id sdwellind...I...I

James: OH MY GOD

Sirius: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD PRONGS WHAT DO WE DO

James: WE NEED TO GET HIM TO SAINT MUNGOS

Sirius: I ALMOST KILL MY BABY BROTHER OH MY GOD

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Nobody died after eating the pie, Regulus was fine

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That was so me

regulus: (skips to the end of a movie)

james: you can't just skip to the happy ending

regulus: i don't have time for their problems