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i've been watching dungeon meshi

#thank you Falin for Breasting oh so Boobily

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Creature of Melancholy 🔴

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Thought she'd appreciate my favourite animal

#I love you Falin holding a Mole Cricket

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

#CONGRATS #I hope you are free from retail hell OP

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⚠️ National Alert

hi

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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

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in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

#when you walk over 10k steps in one day YEAH I'm GONNA be fucked up on pillow and blanky

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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ah, dungeon meshi......

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