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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me

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[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#MYTAY???? #girl what

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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"please don't stick a q tip in your ears, our product can damage your eardrums" lies. they're trying to stop you from hitting the ear g spot. they're in league with the church

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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

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#more sasa lele for forsty

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Dune: Part Two (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve Zoolander (2001) dir. Ben Stiller

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they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

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