desert-dyke

[desert-dyke]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.

#my two fallout ocs that are just best friends but love each other so much the one went ghoul bc the other was going ghoul #i have no romance ships for either of them bc idc about that their friendship is the main story

[desert-dyke]

#I mean predators still have interests bc yknow they tend to be humans too #there was someone me and my friends regularly rped with on the fansite we all played on in middle school and one day they disappeared #it was clear that they were banned but none of us knew why turned out they were a predator #so excercise caution still esp if you're a minor

[desert-dyke]

Out of pure curiosity and fun!

#this is neopets erasure

[desert-dyke]

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

[desert-dyke]

I can’t get how some english speakers substitute ”have” with ” of” in some phrases. like I’m sorry, do you not understand the words in the language you speak?

#as an editor I see really good writers make really simple mistakes like these and most of the time #no one ever pointed it out before

[desert-dyke]

Honestly I disagree that this is an oversight on the writers' part. How often do we misinterpret history even though we all have a computer in our pockets 24/7. I took this as a willful ignorance on his part, that the lie was more interesting than the actual history. Plus, ghouls aren't allowed in Diamond City. It's likely he's never left the protected walls. Just because Sole Survivor travels all across the Commonwealth, doesn't mean the average wastelander is as well traveled and learned. Plus, he could've made it all up himself in order to sell his goods. Baseball is obsolete, so who would want to buy something solely because it was once used for a sport? That wouldn't sell. He had to reimagine pre-war items for post-war functions and possibly decided to rewrite history of said items for sensationalism. After all, how many wastelanders would actually know he was lying?

Todd Howard’s brain is equal parts American idolatry, stupidity, and a pathological need to lie

#ik its funny to blame todd for every glitch and error in fallout but theres a team of writers behind the games #fallout #this is either gonna get zero attention or people are gonna be lunging at my throat about this lol

[desert-dyke]

Thanks for the question, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

#dislike parties/clubbing #i'm bored of drinking and the music sucks i dont know how to start conversations #also expensive too

[desert-dyke]

i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

[desert-dyke]

ok here's one

#only in college #there was also coke and lsd but I did not participate

[desert-dyke]

this too shall pass

#i mean its almost been a year and it still hurts just as bad so bitch when??

[desert-dyke]

#yes both with or without but i don’t like listening without #I’m a housekeeper at a motel #i mainly listen to audiobooks tbh

[desert-dyke]

i think that killing a dragon should have catastrophic nuclear-fallout level environmental consequences tbh. their blood should scorch and wither the earth with fire and poison, the toxic fumes released as they decay should choke the land and all nearby living creatures, and the entire landscape where they fell should be transformed into a blighted wasteland where bleached leviathan bones loom upwards out of the ground as a warning that can be seen from miles away, the boundary markers of an exclusion zone.

[desert-dyke]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[desert-dyke]

#ok ill ship it #fallout

[desert-dyke]

#ok ill ship it #fallout

[desert-dyke]

#too depressed to keep up with it

[desert-dyke]

If there's THE ship for this meme, it's them