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As much as I shit on Microsoft, at least Windows devices act like computers. Chromebooks are tablets that hate you

#HATE HATE HATE CHROMEBOOKS W A GODDAMN PASSION

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

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SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

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can i interest you in some league of gentlemen text posts

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Inside No 9 + Tags (5/???)

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oh, "she"?

#he was insane for this /aff

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All 12th Doctor promo pics be like:

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INSIDE NO 9 TROLLEY PROBLEM SPOILERS

✨trolley problem art in my new crusade to make art for each ep every week✨

@lapis-lazuliie hehehe

#inside no 9 #reece shearsmith #steve pemberton #the trolley problem #muppet’s creations

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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”

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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

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so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

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THE TROLLEY PROBLEM “I suppose it's the difference between killing...and letting die.”

#inside no 9 spoilers #the visuals in this!!

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this stupid little beaver bitch