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can we ask about ur family's curse

according to my great grandma it was cast on her grandma by a neighbor with the evil eye - "your daughters will marry their fathers and your sons will become them"

which is really just a fancy way of describing the cycle of abuse and therefore worked very well, generally going into effect before the kid in question turned 21

so my matrilineal family tree winds up a fractured, miserable mess, lots of young marriages and parents falling apart generation after generation, serial toxic marriages with generations of kids scattered across the whole state in foster homes - very nasty stuff

until it gets to me (firstborn in my generation of cousins) and by the time im twenty one i am 1. both daughter and son and neither 2. extremely aspec and queer

which apparently this neighbor did not conceive of when casting her eye and seems to have simply error messaged the curse into oblivion. no one born after me has had this problem. all their romantic relationships are loving (though i would never claim them perfect) and their children adored. fairytale loopholed so hard the damn thing disintegrated. its the funniest magic story i have lmao

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

(Source)

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all these marriage r/relationship_advice posts involve people my age. how are you even finding time for marriage. i'm at the gocey store

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fight

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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to add on to my last post