my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
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Meirl
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I need boy advice help!
kill him
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when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
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Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
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i need a 3 hour kiss
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my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”
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“Don’t listen to yourself; listen to the advice that you give others.”
— Michael Lottner (via gorgously)
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This can be a tough pill to swallow because love is such a powerful thing. But you deserve someone who treats you right.
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Girls with thick thighs and loud orgasms 😭💕
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I’m that person that sticks their hands in-between their thighs when they’re cold
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