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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

#oh prev idk why that happened so many assumptions were made about me having opinions about things i had no awareness of at all

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Bitch why you mad? Because allies pop severely and gays don’t?

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NDHSNHDBDHE

#he didnt last...

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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#making me feel better about how hot it is honestly

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went to the new overpriced deli and the prices were as scary as I expected but it is nice to have a downtown kombucha dealer again

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Treated myself to a jaunt over to the park after interview and it was wonderful. I saw a toad floating downstream

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job interview was literally fine and seemed like a fine fit for me, far more than I expected even so now I'm afraid in a different way. I always at least have one adhd lose my phrasing moment and feel like I'm before the firing squad as my mind becomes blank but other than that literally fine

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ass handed to me by idrlabs life trap quiz. this is almost as horrible as the quiz with oral receptive diagnosis

#as if its my fault i was surrounded by 2-6 other kids at all times growing up

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wonho didn't produce fighter switch version to get called an influencer

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Use of “Pop” vs “Coke vs “Soda” to Refer to Sweet Carbonated Beverage in US Over the Years     

via u/ColorfulImaginati0n

#obamna 😔

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haven't worked on him in a week or two bc the floss fuzz was ruining my life but dawg portrait update

do it for him 🐶

#dont forget youre hime forever #or wtv #im at a fuzz halo standstill

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job interview questions r like "how did you handle a big challenge at work" and as a former motel worker I'm like do you wanna hear about perverts, bed bug crises, or me getting within 2 seconds of cussing out accounts payable for a corporate account

#the way i would send them what they asked for and theyd be like too many files. id send them a zip file and theyd be like what the hell? #id handmake an invoice and theyd be like whats the total. theyd get an invoice plus detailed receipts and be like wheres the total coming #from

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#boooooo adtoy deserves for man whoring

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wish me luck with job interview for part time service job catering to rich tourists (🤢🤢🤢🤢) deadass need to think of any job stuff I despise as a sacrifice to the fiber arts gods, maybe that can motivate me

#i gotta put food on big fibers backs

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English added by me :)

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there were freeze warnings this week I can't take this

#im gonna be a sweaty tomato at this job interview tomorrow and they're gonna be like oh no