“I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you.”
Her (2013) dir. Spike Jonze
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kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler
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i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
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What kind of people do you follow ?
Cool ass people
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Hey what's your actual name ?
Miguel
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modern day liberal commandments:
1. satire is only okay when I agree with it
2. jokes are allowed to made about any groups except the ones I align with
3. right to free expression only applies to things that don’t personally offend me
4. criticizing the ideas of a group is exactly the same as criticizing the members of the group
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Im bored
name a country for every letter
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Angola
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