discount-elysium
LOGIC [Medium: Success] - That's pretty gay.
guy gets a hyperfixation, hyperfixation gets a sideblog, etc. this is where the disco goes now (follows from my main: skollwolf)
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ONE DAY I WILL RETURN TO YOUR SIDE, INLAND EMPIRE:
"What if the words are not directed at the people of Martinaise, or even the Coalition aerostatics above the city — they're meant for something above even those..."
"DISCO ELYSIUM."
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bonus effect from internalizing the homosexual underground thought
#OP I'm so sorry to be this guy in the tags of your post I really am#but I feel like there is a version of this post that is 0.01% funnier#which is: 'I'm probably bisexual but I have a job so Kim doesn't care about that right now'#exclusively bc Harry would 100% ignore his job to pursue literally any stereo investigation up to and including one about his sexuality#(admittedly if he did a sexuality stereo investigation it would inevitably go wildly off the rails and he would learn nothing)
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this was uh,, supposed to be a self indulgent littl doodle but then i got carried away.. i am so sane and so normal
literally i have no clue what came over me.. th homoselxual demons..
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everyone on that hdb dick size post saying he's short and insecure about it, or hung but doesn't know how to use it, is INCORRECT. forget jeancourse, THIS is the hill i choose to die on.
u think if he was short and insecure that wouldn't have come up. u think the "anal acrobats", "u wouldn't be able to hear if he was wearing anal beads", "stick your thumb up your ass. for honor." game would shy away from harry's dick insecurity. u think the dolores dei dream wouldn't have dropped that bombshell like "you're too sad, harry. and your penis sucks."
u think harry came of age in the era of disco and was in a relationship with dora for 10+ years and didn't learn anything. if my toxic trait is thinking harry would be a beast in the sack Then So Be It.
#I think Harry is probably an amazing lay AND that being an amazing lay is part of what contributes to his profound unhappiness re: sex#I have Thoughts on this and if somebody reminds me later I can expand on that#but I've got a kid to put in bed so not right now
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trotting around in the pig suit until kim says something nice about it
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Disco Elysium players: what have you chosen as signature skills? And why, if you customized. I'm curious :)
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make up your mind my guy we cant all have big dicks.
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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"
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