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Had a bit of a depressive episode recently and drew Karlach to cheer myself up

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‘Maybe, it would have been better had Boromir fallen there with Mithrandir,’ said Faramir.

‘See, you have spoken skilfully, as ever; but I, have I not seen your eye fixed on Mithrandir, seeking whether you said well or too much?’ [said Denethor]

`This will be the death of the halflings, Gandalf,‘ [said Boromir]

New meaningless thing to ponder: Why does Boromir call him Gandalf, when the rest of his family calls him Mithrandir and likely has done all his life?

Reason #1 (Boring but most likely) Tolkien forgot he’d had Boromir call him Gandalf. 

Reason #2 (slightly better but still boring) Boromir just heard everyone else calling him Gandalf and went along with it.

Reason #3 (petty and so my favourite) Gandalf is obviously pretending to not even know Boromir throughout the entire fellowship for completely obscure reasons and so Boromir, not really wanting to appear familiar with him either, insists on never using (what Boromir considers) his real name.

weird addendum that just occurred to me and I’m honestly not sure how I feel about it: Pretending not to know each other in order to avoid questions from others about your relationship is… a strikingly recognisable ‘ex-boyfriends’ ship trope… 🤔 and an angsty bad break up one at that… 🤔🤔

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vegeta's fursona

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Reblog with your score

#are we including like - played for a few minutes (like a roommate or a friend owned it and ive just tried it out)? #bc then its 38 #the number drops DRAMATICALLY if i need to have played it more than just for a short time tho #im friends w too many gamers

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What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you

Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you

Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up. You were never quite young as much as you were just pre-old

Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie

Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild

Milk duds: you’re normal

Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control

Reese’s cups: You lack dignity

Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”

Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself

#if you mix fanta orange and fireball whiskey you get a drink that tastes like hot tamales

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

#mutual reblog #hello my beloved friend and occasional father

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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

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lets take ibuprofen together, kazuaki-kun!

hhitori . yuou said wewould take ibuprofen ttogether hitor i . hitori

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Glaceon used [[Play]], if you do not throw the ball it will resort to Other Measures

Commission for @dishsaop , thank u beloved, pay what you want ko-fi painted pokemon requests r still open help a starving writer out blah blah.

#HAHA YESS. YESSSSSSSS #look at glaceon looooooook

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blame it on the spocks.mp4

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

#so true cronenfag

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im going to start a bonfire and burn everything i own. who wants smores

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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Yuki Sohma's position at the top of his school social pyramid is akin to that of a cat stuck in a very tall tree . He doesn't know how he got there. hes just as scared for himself as you are. and someone has to get him down before he kills himself in panic

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