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His Handsome Face 💞💞

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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i need him to fuck me in ways that are concerning to my well being

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Do you ever just look at a guys hands and think yes

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When the time is right, you will meet somebody who has everything you miss from your last love, and oh so much more.

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my talents include:

listening to the same song for hours on end without getting bored

staying in bed for as long as possible and only being a little late

getting dizzy when I stand up

petting cats

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i'm planning out my wedding with some guy i'm never marrying -> oh god i'm gonna marry him if he keeps all this up

am i pretty, am i fun, boy? -> he says i'm pretty wearing his clothes / he laughs at all my jokes

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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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━⁠☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ the chairman and the members of the tortured poets department

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The crown is stained, but you're the real queen

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CLARA BOW | “you’ve got edge she never did.”

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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me is for the Mad Woman enjoyers

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i can do it with a broken heart ✨ 💃 💔 🕺 ✨

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when your circle's small but y'all crazy

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“at dinner you take my ring off my middle finger and put it on the one people put wedding rings on and that's the closest i've come to my heart exploding” made me feel lots of things

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i couldn’t have found a normal artist to enjoy it just had to be this freak

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“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!”