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Where are they going? Maybe nowhere but they still look good!

Day 22: Clothes

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Raph: Smack cam!

Mikey: Bitch I hope the fuck you do! You'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that!

Leo: *gasps in mom*

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Silence in the battleshell

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Mikey: Country roads!

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Raph: Take me home!

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Donnie: *smirk* To the place!

Leo: I belong!

All four: West Virginia! Mountain Mama! Take me home! Country roads!

(So excited for this new series. Y'all send me some song ideas so I can keep this series going!)

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Leo: *on the phone with Usagi* No I don't have a least favorite brother. I do have a favorite, and it's the youngest.

Raph and Donnie: HUH!?

Mikey: *happy Mikey sounds*

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[Context: Mikey finds out about Leo doing an impression of him when receiving "air mail"]

Mikey: *slams open a door* LEO!

Leo: *jumps* What!?

Mikey: Really!? Air mail!?

Leo: !!! (How did he find out!?)

Mikey: *he starts chasing him* YOU ASSHOLE!

Leo: *running and gasping in mom* AH!

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Mona Lisa: We didn’t even have proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Thursday.

Raph: The judge sentence me to life with no chance of parole.

Mona Lisa: You begged me to marry you.

Raph: It’s true! I did!

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Raph, to Mona Lisa: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Splinter: Would you like to stay forever?

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Mona Lisa: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Raph: Well, it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Would you like me to tutor you?

Mikey: Bro, that was smooth.

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Raph: I pull women!

Donnie: I pull men!

Leo: I pull my ass out of bed every god damn day to be disrespected, I think the fuck not!

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Raph, about Mona Lisa: She's a 10, but she's wearing armor and carrying a sword. Raph: So she's a 15. Raph: I think I'm doing this wrong.

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Raph: April, where’d you get McDonald’s?

April: …McDonald’s.

Raph: Bitch, gimme a fry.

April: Is that how you ask?

Raph: Bitch, PLEASE gimme a fry.

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Mona Lisa: Can we all get back to work and stop talking about wedding dresses? April: No. We’re gonna talk about them, because while wearing a wedding dress, you leapt over a couch, sprinted down an alley, and jumped off a car to subdue someone like you were Wonder Woman.

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[Mona Lisa is fighting Raph]

Mona Lisa, thinking: What if this time instead of attacking him physically I attack him emotionally?

Mona Lisa: Yes! Come here, terrapin!

Mona Lisa: *kisses Raph*

Raph: Wha-?

Mona Lisa: I love you. See you tomorrow. ;)

Raph: What the fuck was that?! Wh-what does this mean?? W-What are we?! Do you like- Are we friends?! Come back!! What is tomorrow?!?

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Mona Lisa, running in holding Chompy: Where is he?! Where's my baby?!

April: You're holding him, Mona.

Mona Lisa: No, the big baby!

April: Oh, Raph’s right over there.

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April: Based on genital structure, men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. Mikey: The Scots were right all along. Donnie: The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies. Karai: The Scots were right all along.

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[The Turtles and Mutanimals have gathered for a big group meeting]

Raph: *walks in and sits on Mona Lisa’s lap*

Everyone: …

Leo: Why are you sitting there?

Raph: There’s no free seats!

Slash: But we made sure there was enough room for-

Mona Lisa, hugging Raph tightly: There are no free seats!

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Leo: If you’re not gonna tell dad, I will.

Leo, to Splinter: Dad, Raph smokes pot.

Splinter: What?!

Raph, to Leo: YOU ARE SUCH A TATTLETALE!!

Raph, to Splinter: Dad, remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana?

Splinter, glaring at Casey: Yes.

Raph: Well, I told you it was Casey who was smoking the pot, but it was me. I’m sorry.

Splinter: It was you?

Leo: And remember when you got mad at Chompy? He didn’t break your favorite tea pot. Mikey did.

Mikey: Yeah, well, The Kraang weren’t the ones who blew up the toaster! Leo did!

Leo: Donnie hasn’t been keeping up on his training for a year!

Donnie: Raph has an alien girlfriend!

Raph: Mikey got himself in a dangerous situation and almost got killed AGAIN!!

Karai: I bisexual and Shini and I are dating!

April: Red is not my natural hair color!

Casey: I WANNA GOOOO!!

Splinter: That’s a lot of information to get in 30 seconds…