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#[ GRIM DAD ] - frank castle.

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“ They say the past is etched in stone, but it isn’t. It’s smoke [trapped] in a closed room, swirling, changing, buffeted by the passing of years and wishful thinking. But even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant: the past can never be completely erased, it lingers like the scent of burning wood. ” 

#[ CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER ] - promo. #/Adele voice: hello it's me/

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                            [RECORD SCRATCH]                                                [FREEZE FRAME]

‘‘Yep, that’s us. You’re probably wondering how we ended up in this situation.’’        

                                 ( a pair of morons written by Nerdy and Mel )

#[ CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER ] - promo train. #/IM DYIN SCOOB/

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daily reminder kevin bacon wasn’t in footloose

#[ BITCH BEHIND THE SCREEN ] - ooc. #/don't ask/

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tfw u miss a reply from oVER A WEEK AGO I’M-

#[ BITCH BEHIND THE SCREEN ] - ooc. #/sHIT/

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But also kinda true …

#[ I'M THE VIOLENCE IN THE POURING RAIN ] - musings. #/I'm yelling this is Michelle/

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I’m done

#[ BLIND JUSTICE ] - matthew murdock. #/IM gay/

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And each stroke of his tongue ripped off skin after successive skin, all the skins of a life in the world, and left behind a nascent patina of shining hairs. My earrings turned back to water and trickled down my shoulders; I shrugged the drops off my beautiful fur.

                                                                      xmcu. indi . penned by m. 

#[ CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER ] - promo train. #/please follow my angry mom i love her i would kill someone for her/

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why is every fiber of my being lady gaga

#[ BITCH BEHIND THE SCREEN ] - ooc. #/i would die for her/

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here the thing about memes with me:

idk if a lot of people i am mutuals with are scared to send them? idk if i am intimidating, i try not to be at all. i try to make myself as approachable as possible. but here’s the lowdown about memes with me.

YOU’VE SENT 6 MEMES ALREADY? SEND THE MEME YOU’VE NEVER INTERACTED WITH ME AT ALL? SEND THE MEME YOU’RE NOT SURE IF YOU’RE ALLOWED TO SEND IT CAUSE IT’S SHIPPY? SEND IT.

memes are amazing ice breakers. they’re wonderful ways to see how our characters might interact together in a thread. my only rule is that i only take memes from mutuals. i have no other rules. when in doubt, SEND THE MEME.

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Send 👄 for our muses first kiss.

#[ GROUP CHAT ] - memes. #/kiss kiss fall in love/

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“C’mon Peter.. c’mon Spider-Man!”

#[ SPIDER BOI ] - peter parker. #/wow fucking die/

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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”

“Can you explain memes to me?”

“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”

“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”

“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”

“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”

“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”

“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”

“I am a happy little cheese monster.”

“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”

“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”

“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”

“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”

“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”

“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”

“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”

“Mothman is bullshit.”

“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”

“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”

“See you in class… bitch.”

“Sharks are tight.”

“So, you ever kill a man?”

“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”

“That… that is a good butt.”

“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”

“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”

“This is where I come to masturbate.”

“Wait, I’m a wreck.”

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”

“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”

“Your face… is… good.”

“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”

#[ GROUP CHAT ] - memes. #/i'm fucking dying i hATE THIS GAME/

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Shit I forgot how gay everyone is in jessica jones

#ooc. #/I'm ascending/

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Netflix defenders trailer park boys au

#ooc. #/y'all/

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It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.

Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.

Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE. 

Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night. 

Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day. 

The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day. 

That was the Mishapocalypse. 

#[ BITCH BEHIND THE SCREEN ] - ooc. #/I JUST VOMITED/

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the musical ‘wicked’ is actually about wilson fisk thank you that is all

#[ BITCH BEHIND THE SCREEN ] - ooc. #/i'm in a mood #and mIGHT be making a dumb wesley playlist/