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       ❝   THIS TOWN  IS ONLY GONNA GET WORSE. ❞
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       ❝   THIS TOWN  IS ONLY GONNA GET WORSE. ❞
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i heard that you like the BAD BOYS, honey. – is that true?
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    ❝ you did? oh, michael, you didn’t have too.      But I have to admit, I love the effort you always put in for me, even        with the littlest of things like this. That’s why you’re too nice to me ! ❞
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     ❝ AM I ? i don’t think so. i don’t think           i’m being kind ENOUGH, sweetheart. but i’ll            take your compliment, since i DID try to dress            up for YOU. ❞
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TOO SWEET TO HER.
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a grin plasters itself on his features as crimson lipstick stains his cheek.
     ❝ what i’m here for, darling. besides.            have i told you that you look BEAUTIFUL              today ? because you DO. you’re beautiful             everyday.  ❞
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      a giggle, followed by dainty hand drifting to cup his cheeks lightly. 
     ❝    see, now you’re being too kind, darling.        But as always I’m not going to complain, seeing as it is the truth!       and oh, by the way, you’re looking very handsome today as well. ❞
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munday. yas. 
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            a chaste kiss is pressed upon his cheek lightly. 
     ❝                     aw, thanks sweetie !         I don’t know WHAT i’d do without you. Seriously.        You are my favourite corrupted cop in all los santos.   ❞
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      ❝ ten minutes with the lads without            me could make ANYONE lonely. but don’t             worry, baby doll. i’m not goin’ anywhere.  ❞
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      ❝          i’ll always be here, babe.         We’ve got three lil’ lads to care for, after all!         I couldn't leave their crime daddy behind.         Crime mommy would get all lonely without him. ❞
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       ❝ aw, c’mon, BABY. gimme a               little more credit. but you’re all i’ve               GOT, sweetie. need to keep you. ❞
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SWEET HEART.
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        ❝ wow, i take care of you &&                 the KIDS and this is what i get ?                 thank you, beautiful, i love you too. ❞
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       ❝     ‘take care of the kids’? Michael, sweetheart.           We both know I’m the one caring for them most of the time.           But if it stops your crisis of masculinity, you’re all we need.  ❞
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DARLING.
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         ❝ sorry i took so long.                   i had to clean up for you,                 HONEY. ❞
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        ❝             oh, darling! you shouldn’t have.            No, Really you shouldn't have. I can’t see a difference.               You look as old and as tired as ever, my dearest. ❞
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a while back i thought about writing a gta verse sort of “files from the lspd” thing because for real can you imagine some of the notes the los santos police department has from bringing in members of the fake ah crew
like ryan:
haywood spent the first ten minutes of his interrogation heavily criticizing the “poor upkeep” of an orchid on one of the detective’s desks
spoke french, insisted on not knowing english; switched to russian after a french translator was brought in and insisted (in russian) on not knowing french or english
made detective demarais cry twice three separate times
bailed out by jack pattillo 
and ray:
upon being brought in with haywood: both men spoke at length to one another in three four five? different languages; narvaez complied with translating for haywood, who insisted he didn’t know english again
[addendum: upon review of interrogation tapes, it has been discovered that narvaez was translating heavily and intentionally incorrectly]
fell asleep during interrogation on 2/17/12 8/03/13 10/23/13 4/29/14 6/12/14 somebody get this kid a fucking red bull
bailed out by jack pattillo 
and michael:
upon being brought in with gavin free: both men bickered with one another at length despite multiple attempts at questioning
jones insisted on continuing to shout through the walls at free upon separation
blew up his holding cell on 3/19/13 9/26/13 5/02/14 who the hell is searching this guy?
bailed out by jack pattillo 
 and geoff just. like:
asked for a beer
somehow convinced detective demarais to bring him a beer
[addendum: he’s really persuasive you guys okay i’m sorry]
not bailed out by jack pattillo; inspection of phone transcripts indicate pattillo berated ramsey for “getting brought in on a fucking public indecency charge of all things,” and said he could “stay in there for a few days. yes, i can do that. i can. i just did. i just grounded you.”
and just the last page of that file has been revised so many times:
conclusion: proceed with caution.
conclusion: separate and subdue.
conclusion: shoot on sight.
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bvrnie replied to your post:
crime daddy approves.
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yas crime mommy can now relax with this approval.
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             ❝  it’s subtle ... but it’s there.              I mean, you don’t seem the type to              be interested in feminist war literature. ❞
     a small gesture to the book between his fingers. 
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❛         —- uh.  what uh - what makes               you think that i was trying to be               inconspicuous?  ❜
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                                              selflessnature.
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      ❝  ... YOU KNOW you’re not as inconspicuous as you think you are, right? ❞
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interrupting your daily dash routine with a dose of sleepy gta jack:
jack in a holey tank top and baggy pyjama bottoms and mismatched socks
jack hitting the snooze button for the third time and burrowing inexorably deeper underneath the covers because fuck mondays, for real
jack curling her hands around a cup of coffee. attempting to become one with the coffee. debating the logistics and practicality of just hooking herself up to a rolling iv of caffeine because fuck mondays, for real
jack burrito’d in a thick down comforter on the couch, eyes half-masted and slowly losing focus on the flat screen
jack yawning midway through explaining heist plans and then gently beating ryan with whatever happens to be on hand when he fails to hide a fond smile
jack rolling over in a motel bed with messy hair and a sleepy smile, eyes still shut as she curls herself around ryan on instinct and by feel alone, murmuring “morning, baby,” in a voice languid with sleep as she feels the warm bulk of ryan stir
SLEEPY GTA JACK
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