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#eroticism of the machine

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(having mildly hard time drawing) i hate doing this shit i’m never doing it again (having mildly fun time drawing) i love this shit it’s what i was born to do (having mildly hard time drawing) i hate this shi

#me but w writing I stg

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sometimes a song will come on shuffle that i'm not emotionally prepared to listen to and i nearly scream in terror and reach for my phone in a similar state of desperation as the final girl in a horror movie reaches for a shard of glass on the floor in a last ditch effort to defeat the killer

#about

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i cannot fucking do this

#tlt

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

#SIXTEEN????? #posts of all time

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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay

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Some frog wizard magic ✨

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hm not me suddenly caring about the star wars oc i made up when i was six years old when i don’t even care about star wars

#hmm. should I get into star war #i am confident in my ability to make up a guy #sam tag

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the fact remains that body horror is an expression of intimacy. a grotesque and perverse one, maybe, but intimate nonetheless.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#laughs

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.

#sam tag

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what is your holy trinity of fruits

#honeycrisp apple + yellow mango + apricot #in the tags

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#koala!

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"under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every moose you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a moose not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane moose"

#well now I am crying over moose