dontevenaskmewhy

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🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟼, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟿 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹 [ID: July 6. Too much said. END ID]

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Never forget what they took from you

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Resources:

abortionfinder.org

abortionfunds.org

lifebeat.org

plannedparenthoodaction.org

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my favorite thing about weed is how it convinces you everyone around you is acutely aware that youve been smoking weed, even when it makes no sense

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What if Who Killed Markiplier? was a choose your own adventure?

Bonus;

I wonder if everything still would have happened if we never went to Markiplier Manor?

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Antiplier v.s. Darksepticeye

I love this concept so much pls

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— Traci Brimhall, “You Said the Lambs Were Ready” from Come the Slumberless To the Land of Nod

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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

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would you fuck the mailman for mail

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if 3 bitches named molly were in a polycule would it be a molecule sorry

[9:38 PM]

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when i said get therapy this isnt what i meant