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this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like

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Arcana by Miguel Cruz

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john doe fanart hehe

He's so me!!!

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Silly Boy ❤️

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they are staring at your ass💋

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Well her last name IS Doe...

@kommandonuovidiavoli

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Tentacle-like tongues tho

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crash vhs for 1 singular dollar. epic wins 2day

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ce podia desenhar o john doe neee

tome. tu e ele

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Warm Night in Uncanny Valley

Hi sillays :333

I just recently got back into JOHN DOE and I needed to write for my eldritch husband, so here's some fluff to balance out all the angst I've written :3

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Summary: Thinking about it now you realize how much you missed him, and how much you’d rather be at home with him right now… Say, Doe hasn’t visited you today…

Words: 802

AO3

Warnings: None

Pairing: John Doe/Reader

It was a warm night, the air pooling through the open doors of the gas station filling you with a comfort you hadn’t felt since this morning. The comfort you had felt this morning was different though, that warmth was one of your unhuman boyfriend known as ‘John Doe’. if that was his real name or one he had just made up you’d never know, but you loved him all the same. Thinking about it now you realize how much you missed him, and how much you’d rather be at home with him right now… Say, Doe hasn’t visited you today… That’s a little weird, you think. The A/C of the gas station flicks a strand of your hair into your mouth, and you fumble around to spit it out. You make a small gagging noise as you pull the hair from your mouth, huffing in annoyance. 

As soon as you turn to gaze back at the front counter two large, yellow eyes meet yours and you flinch backward. You fumble back a little, blinking rapidly as you stare at your eldritch boyfriend. His eyes were so wide you’d swear they’d pop from their sockets, his red pupils in small heart shapes that pulsed slowly. His breathing is slow as his head rests on his palms, his gaze unwavering from you. “Hello, my love!!” Doe finally speaks, tilting his head slightly to the side, his eyes closing as he smiles widely, and his hair curling perfectly to frame his cheeks. Seemly finding your breath you let out a harsh sigh, rubbing your fingers at your temple. As much as you loved Doe he somehow always scared you, though he always said you looked so cute when you were scared… If Doe had the choice, he would scare you all the time! He never meant any harm by it, just harmless little startles now and again. He just loved the little face you made, along with how you gasped and jumped.

Doe giggles warmly, as warmly as a breeze over the open ocean. Maybe you’d go a little easy on him… Just this once. “Doe, baby, you can’t do that. Especially when I’m at work!” You scolded him, your brows furrowed irritatedly. Your tone was much softer than it had been previously when scolding him the other day, only since you weren’t too mad at him. He giggles once again, his eyes now open and the corners crinkled upwards as he smiled brightly. You often liked to make the comparison that Doe smiled like the Chesire cat, his smiles always wide and somehow full of mischievous even when not meaning to be. His smiles were pleasant though, always contagious. This was all true now, as you could feel your lips curl into a slight smile. 

“Okay…. I guess I’ll let you off the hook this one time, but don’t expect this to happen often!” You give into his silly smile and giggling, and he bounces on the heels of his feet at this. “Yay!!” He stands straight as he throws his arms into the air at his victory, smiling brightly and triumphantly and he bounces on his heels. He looked like a kid who had just gotten ice cream, his eyes shining brightly as he looked at you. God… You’d managed to get the best boyfriend in the world, you think happily as you grin at him. A soft chuckle leaves your lips when Doe leans back on the counter, his face a few inches from yours. As you both stare into each other's eyes you realize it’s just ticked over to the end of your shift, and you do a small victory lap in your mind. Screaming internally as this means you get to leave this hellscape and go home, now with Doe at your side. A small kiss is placed on Doe’s lips before you pull away from the counter, “My shifts over, Doe. You came at a good time.” you smile cheerfully at him. 

The bouncing on his heels intensifies, now flapping his hands as well as he stims happily. Small chirp-like squeals leave Doe’s lips as he watches you clock out, and he grabs your hand right as you wall around the counter. “I have you all to myself now, love!!!” He practically squeals, holding your hand tightly in both of his. You laugh warmly at this and nod as he pulls you out of the gas station. “Yes, yes! You’ve got me all to yourself, Doe.” He giggles happily when he hears you say this, slowing down to let you catch up to him. The two of you walk side by side, your fingers intertwined tightly in a warm embrace. The warm night breeze floats over the two of you, a feeling of contentment filling your senses.

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Art from Kumari Loves a Monster by Rashmi Devadasan. Illustrated by Shyam. 

“The young maidens in these pages all have beauty, brains and talent / They while away the night and day / With monsters fierce and gallant.

 A romantic picture book of young girls who have fallen in love with monsters.”

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