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Paper Mario fans, you know what to do.

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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but

Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?

Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.

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scientists underestimate the terrifying power of having a good sandwich

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Like I try not to harp on it too much because this blog is supposed to mostly be anime girl images and Jokes™ but it really kills me how like every american social movement throughout history including the Black Panthers have included voter drives as one of their avenues of attack and you still have 10,000 of the whiniest social media users acting like you're holding a gun to their head for saying you're a participant in society and should, as a result, vote................americans are never gonna beat the whiny bitch allegations I fear

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any

#it's so wild that like the scarier looking giant water bug and tarantula hawk stings are like the most painful stings out there #but otherwise cannot harm you at all no medical attention required #but the blue ring octopus can apparently sting(or however it does) painlessly and like 100% you will die quickly from a paralyzed diaphram

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Look at this polo shirt I saw today

#Steve Blue's Clues

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Normal streamer room for normal streamers

#the yubi snipper......

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i wish i had a dab butler that would torch the banger for me and go "excellent cloud, madam" as i exhale and cough and drool

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#the amout of water that needs must be astronomical

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I’m obsessed with this man

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Google is cooked

#spend years building good faith in the special top google result that could often just answer your question #and do this with it #insanity

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Wow talk about an awesome design!

#Saber!?!??

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gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys