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I'm obsessed with mudskippers there's no way a real animal looks like his

#fish that is Stance

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#it just keeps being funny is the thing

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#yeah i'm going with a bonk

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Pretty sure Teal'c considers Star Wars a documentary of sorts.

#god i love teal'c

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My father was never very good with plurals and I fear I've followed in his feetsteep.

#a family tragedy

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please reblog for sample size uwu

#well obviously novelty sock store

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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

#so i do have heterochromia iridium #so my eyes are a mix of green and brown #i am a big fan of green and red and gold but mostly green these days #also green #blanket is complicated not going into it #water bottle is red

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Asking for all the fiber artists here, are you aware of the term "frogging" in fiber arts like knitting and crochet to mean "ripping out your work?" It's a pun on the sound a frog makes being ribbit because when you frog something you riiiip it rip it rippit. A lot of fiber artists themselves are unaware of this and their reactions to this knowledge range from exasperated sighs to utter delight.

#incredible Dr Scherz

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best ufo infographic of all time is currently on the front page of r/ufo

#truly

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This tiny Tawny Frogmouth chick arrived at the Wildlife Hospital at only a few days old and needed some expert care to prepare for adulthood without his parents.

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#so floof!

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#i don't really know how to tag this #i sent era a picture of a meleon #because that's very much my vibe #i am trying to do new things sometimes #but also the me is the me #knowing who you are can be good when you know you receive serotonin by sending and receiving pictures of herps

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A bird with a good name is the least grebe. If that grebe grebe'd any less there wouldn't be any grebe there, hence it is the least grebe possible without no grebe.

[a least grebe shown next to mallard duck] image credit: Richard Ditch -> https://richditch.wordpress.com/2013/01/22/maricopa-countys-first-least-grebe/

#the grebe: look i'm just trying to grebe!

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the most important thing is send best friend a critter.

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#wolf slug hybrid #don't know why #but i think he'd find a use

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Actually that makes for a really funny poll idea

#I AM strange bug! #and era is cool rock

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#i was about two and a half

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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

#See despite being very much adhd #on meds and everything #this specific thing is not an issue for me #cause I go through a gallon of milk in like two days #i really like milk #but i do understand the mood here