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This machine blocks minors and ageless blogs

I block at will and without warning

My pronouns are It/He

Kinks round here look like wanting to fuck machinery, sadomasochism, monsterfuckery, and an assortment of others I'll try to tag

Asks are open

Xoxo, enjoy your stay

#dd.txt #trans nsft #t4t nsft #queer nsft #mlm nsft #degredation nsft #pet pl4y #religious kink #asphyxiation fixation #pinned post #monster nsft #pain k!nk #sadomasochistic

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Comrades. Put your damn age. In your bio. I don't give warnings before blocking

#dd.txt #queer nsft #trans nsft

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Hairy woman tits save me... ough

Save me

Save me hairy woman tits...

#dd.txt #trans nsft #t4t nsft #queer nsft #once again reminding the audience i am bisexual #nsft shitpost

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I wanna fuck Solid Snake so bad it makes me look stupid

#dd.txt #trans nsft #queer nsft #mlm nsft #it's not like nsft nsft #but i'm tagging as such bc i have a brand to maintain #mgs

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I've seen yall talking about the eroticism of the machine and I think it's time for my two cents;

A printer, is not a brat. She is a good girl. She is trying her best. Sometimes (most of the time), her best isn't enough.

You send a document to print. She looks at you, embarrassed. Something is wrong with the drum unit, the tiny display reads. So you pop open her plastic casing and pull out the drum unit.

Nothing appears wrong with it.

You blow off a few specks of dust, carefully slip it back into place, and close the casing once more. She beeps happily, the pages begin to run through her, and you both carry on with your work.

That's how it happened the first dozen times, anyways.

Now, it looks more like this:

You send a document to print. She turns to you, face as red as her indicator lights. You sigh and pop open her casing, not even bothering to read the display.

You jiggle her drum unit roughly; you already know nothing is wrong with it. She makes a breathless little noise and reaches out, putting a hand on your shoulder to steady herself.

Every move you make is practiced, in a rough and careless way. You handle her with exactly enough force not to break her.

She was built for this, anyways. The entire point of her design was easy access, easy service. She was built for your hands to root around in, because everyone knew this was always going to happen.

And of course it's not her fault. But this is the third time in as many hours and if things take much longer you'll miss your next break.

You judge her drum unit has had enough jostling for the time being, and unceremoniously slam her casing shut again.

You keep your hand on it as you look up at her; it's not quite a threat, and if her heavy breathing and wide eyes are any indication, she took it as a promise.

After a long moment, her indicators return to green. The pages begin to run through her, and you both carry on with your work.

But you both know you'll be elbow deep in her a few more times before the day is done

#goddamn

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when i talk about eroticism of the machine i talk about how i like when my laptop runs hot cause i enjoy the feel of heat on my skin. i talk about how i wrap the cords around my fingers and, if long enough, around my waist. i talk about ensuring my used car is totally undamaged from my own reckless driving and affectionately calling it "baby doll" when a tight turn is pulled off. when you talk about eroticism of the machine you slapped a breastplate on an android and called it a night. you are no better than an overwatch dev. i am better than you.

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i think one of the worst tropes about robots is them being cold. my pc vents out air that could fry an egg, what makes you think you couldn't cuddle up to a robotgirl on a cold day?

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Can't get any cause I can't spell bourgeuosy beaugoaci boojwazy

#dd.txt #FUCK #bourgeoisie #fucking knew there was an r

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I have been mad horny lately but not able to cum once. I'm gonna take a test, take an edible, and take a bath. If that don't help, I'm turning into zooplankton and getting eaten by a basking shark idc

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How many times must it be said that I will block ageless blogs. Put '20s' or '30s' whatever in you bio or pinned. Fuck, even just put 'adult' idc, but if your blog doesn't say in big red letter that you are not a minor I am blocking your ass

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one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning

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“What if we were normal about men” every time i walk past a man i send a psychic shockwave directly to their prostate just to remind them it’s there

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Sorry for being thirsty for some fat knockers, do you still wanna beat the shit outta me?

#dd.txt #trans nsft #t4t nsft #queer nsft #mlm nsft #degredation nsft #sadomasochistic #pain play #pain k!nk

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I'm gonna go cry and howl at the moon if I don't get my mouth on someone's hairy chest FUCK

#dd.txt #trans nsft #t4t nsft #queer nsft #mlm nsft

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Big hairy man tits save me

Big hairy man tits...

Save me big hairy man tits

#dd.txt #trans nsft #t4t nsft #queer nsft #mlm nsft

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you’d fuck a fence if it was fat and hairy

i sure fucking would