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When someone puts me on hold, it plays smooth Jazz.
Why do they think that would make me less annoyed?
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Tutor: I assume you’ve all done your final assignment
Me:
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Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I write dragon-themed Kindle erotica
On company time
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THE NAZIS WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE!!!
The most important .gif
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This is wonderful and hilarious at the same time. YES!
Today in “Denouncements of Trump from places you never expected it”: Bulbapedia.
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I demand a re-make!
when you can’t come out because it’s 2004 and the movie’s rated pg
EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK, I WAS JOKING
(source)
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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
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"I'm mostly straight"
Bob and the deli guy.
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Jk Rowling (Probably): You're not supposed to want to fuck Credence
Us: It's Ezra Miller.
JK: We gave him that stupid bowl-cut & awkward pants
Us: It's Ezra Miller.
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Perfect song for Le beach ^ -^
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