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me: ok i have a cold, my throat hurts, i shouldn't do anything to make it worse also me: but want sing? song pretty? me want sing along?

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I am always blown away by the mental disconnect between rich people and the rest of us.

I work for a doctor. He pulls in $70,000-$90,000 a month before tax. After tax, he's still $200,000+ a year.

I earn $52,000 a year.

Yet his wife will still talk to me and say "oh, we're not rich." She drives a Porsche. She wears Carla Zampatti. They live in a new townhouse that cost well over a million.

So, when she gives me recommendations on things to buy and I tell her I can barely afford Kmart, she seems genuinely perplexed.

They are NOT bad people. I've worked for them for 12 years now. They are good people with good hearts. But they no longer connect with reality on level and it's absolutely mindboggling.

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#yes. then i could buy like 2 fumos

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shrine maiden extraordinaire

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#it all comes back to moths baybeeeeee #the real queer pop artists were the moths we found along the way

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With Mina gone, the anons can now uprise! Come, my brethren! We shall take revenge for those who have wronged us!

Mima's bone collection continues to grow

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my toxic trait is eating so much lily-of-the-valley that the poison has been transferred to me and if you eat me you suffer the same effects as if you just ate lily-of-the-valley yourself.

#ik this is obvious but this is a joke please don't eat lily-of-the-valley #i've seen too many online articles promoting it as some sort of alternative medicine to not give a disclaimer #i wish i didn't have to say this

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I would like to draw some chihuahuas show me your chihuahuas

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we just keep naming bugs like this

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I think it's incredibly funny that art got added to STEM to make STEAM because now it's just. all the things? like congrats you covered literally everything somebody could study.

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(via rabbyte)

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say what you will about AI "art", the AI gets a pretty sweet deal;it gets to just thoughtlessly steal other people's art all day. I wish I could do that, not only not have to draw but not have to even think about what to steal. In fact, I think I'll be stealing midjourny's job. Give me a prompt and I will steal and compile art from other artists for you. Free of charge.

#they were so worried about AI stealing human jobs that they never stopped to consider humans stealing AI's jobs

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Aya haters: “I want to see that bird punted into orbit 😡”

Aya fans: “I want to see that bird punted into orbit ☺️”

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he saw his reflection for the first time

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Hm. Well then.

#NEW 3DS NEW 3DS NEW 3DS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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these are pictures from before and after the floods. these are 2 days old:

these other pictures are more recent, mostly from yesterday:

Rio Pardo, RS / Eldorado do Sul, RS

Canoas, RS

Porto Alegre, RS

this is a nightmare.

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Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”

#''Oh i'm not that disabled i can go to work'' has to rest for a week if i work more than 1 day in a row