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Please reblog, I'm curious

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#not autistic #But this feels like a huge design flaw? #wouldn’t a better way to phrase that be ‘do you have trouble picking up sarcasm or hyperbole?’

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snitty (snail titty)

#but this is a boat

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It's end of May, yall know what that means

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Y’all are making jokes, but this shit exactly the problem with shitty fish attention span short form content like tik-toks and YouTube shorts. Hundreds of thousands of people believe misinformation just because an AI voice said it while a song they liked played in the background.

local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”

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A Greyhound bus...

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Stop treating fictional characters like real people. Go the fuck outside. Talk to a real person.

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our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

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So I was recently re-watching the battle city arc of Yu-Gi-Oh (the JP version), and Yami Yugi just straight up misses lethal on Pandora (Arkana in the English version, the rare hunter/Ghoul with Black Magician) on like turn 3 or some shit. Yugi has his own Black Magician, Arkana is at 1500 with no monsters and 1 set card. The set card allows him to special summon a black magician when Yugi summons a monster, so Yugi summons Beta the Magnet warrior, a 1700 atk monster, Pandora activates his spell, and summons Black magician. Instead of just…suiciding his Black Magician and attacking for lethal Yugi…passes his turn? Like what the fuck? Normally it’s like whatever he made a misplay in a game but brother this character routinely risks his life on these games maybe making obvious misplays isn’t where he wants to be.

#yugioh #Yugi mutou king of misplays

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the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun

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This drawing is absolutely sending me, it’s so cute but like how does chopper have sunburn on his FUR!?

Summerrrr

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bench

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#finally some good fucking AI

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