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In another life I would have been the electric guitarist for the phantom of the opera

#me.txt

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#me.txt #for science

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“i was written by a man” “i was written by a woman” i was written by sophocles and then translated by anne carson

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Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

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sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

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Can I say something is it finally safe to say that I don't find the popular trend of white people on this site who aren't muslim saying inshallah for jokes funny and I never did

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they need to bring back homophobic yaoi

#house

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She took the pages.

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🐄

#inspo

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#willy wonka

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i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005