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fuck rick and morty

piss in a porty

die before fourty

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#SOY

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"wasted potential" you are still living!!! your potential is still here, you can carry on

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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there's something stupid going inside my head

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‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

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Unrelated: I have also been injected with praying mantis DNA

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top 5 things people should know about sex

sex doesn't ever have to involve penetration or even genitalia if you don't want it to.

the lack of an orgasm isn't necessarily a sign that the sex was bad, and the presence of one isn't a guarantee that the sex was good or even wanted.

wanting or needing any kind of aides during sex - vibrators, other toys, more lube, pillows to prop up parts of your body, etc - is totally fine and doesn't mean that anyone isn't "good enough" as they are.

there's no guaranteed trick to make yourself a better sexual partner except for subjecting yourself to the mortifying ordeal of being known and just talking to your partner(s).

statistically speaking whatever you think is weird about your own body or sexual proclivities is probably pretty average.

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:D

#ESK SIIII

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#FUCCXCKKKKK SOMOS!!!!

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#OMG SOMOS

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