i wanted to draw falin again after yesterday's ep 😭
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up
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proposed changes to retail environment
minimum kill allowance of 1 customer/week
minimum allowance of 2 beers/8 hour shift
minimum wage $50/hour
big TV in every store and we take turns picking whats on
minimum of 2 half-hour breaks per 8 hr shift, not counting smoke breaks and penis breaks
100% employee discount
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we've found a catastrophic failure on this dress
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I can't help having cute tits, an adorable dick and funny takes... 😔
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